Penis Question

**Anon** · 07-18-2010 12:07 AM

I read this article that claims Men an with upward curved penis have a very good chance of making a woman squirt also giving them more pleasure. My penis is probably the straightest penis I've seen. Its like an arrow that i want to curve. After reading that I want to curve my dick! It says that the upward curve of the penis touches something on top of the pussy and makes a woman cum faster. Can a anyone here verify that this is true?! or just some stupid claim. and how can i curve my thingamagig? is it even possible

**rubytuesday** · 07-18-2010 08:40 AM

Sorry, you can't put a curve there if there isn't one.

As for the rest, never heard about that but it might have something to do with rubbing against the G-spot. Either way I wouldn't put a whole lot of credibility into it. There's many ways to make women 'squirt' and I've never heard of that one.

**Fruity** · 07-19-2010 04:02 AM

my experience is that women tend to freak out at the look of curved penii and laugh about it with their friends afterwards. Maybe it could add extra stimulation, but my neighbour once told me you can achieve the same effect my just changing the angle you do it on. Just be happy with the penis you have

**Anon** · 07-22-2010 09:22 PM

I recently tested this theory. IT works! I can achieve a positive response from good use of my penis! Unfortunately, I have to work extra hard to be at the perfect position to touch the correct areas

Maybe I should use some bamboo and wrap my dick curved for a year and see the outcome xD

upward curved penises! D: how sad for me.......... I want one...... ahhhh! I've always been overly obsessed with increasing my average size and now I have to compete with other men and their angles! damn you lucky bastards!

**Fruity** · 07-22-2010 10:24 PM

That is a bad idea. Just be happy with what you have. How bad would it be if you end up with it bent, and then all the girls see it and run away at the sight of it and you never get laid again. I do not know one woman who has ever spoken favourably after seeing a bent penis. Don't be afraid of putting in a little bit of extra effort when having sex and don't opt for what you think will make it the easy way to do it

**Like2spray** · 07-22-2010 11:10 PM

Lmfao @ Fruity!!! Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!

**Fruity** · 07-25-2010 08:09 PM

I was talking about this concept with my husband and he said it would be rather limiting. What happens on the days you feel like changing position, like reverse cowgirl, or doggy style. and your penis is pointing the wrong way to make it satisfactory for her.

**Anon** · 07-27-2010 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Fruity

I was talking about this concept with my husband and he said it would be rather limiting. What happens on the days you feel like changing position, like reverse cowgirl, or doggy style. and your penis is pointing the wrong way to make it satisfactory for her.

I don't know.... Maybe it might still feel good? the top of the vagina walls is the most sensitive after all.

**Fruity** · 07-27-2010 07:59 PM

Here's an idea! It feels good with a straight penis too!

**KlitEastwood** · 07-28-2010 08:54 PM

You seem to have your mind set on bending your pee pee. All you really need is two vice grips and a hammer. Another way is to get hard and karate chop it in half. It will hurt!

**sprankified** · 07-29-2010 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Fruity

I do not know one woman who has ever spoken favourably after seeing a bent penis.

you do now!

i don't think your penis actually needs a permenant bend in it tho... it's just a matter of positioning. reverse cow girl should work just fine to hit the right spot. or doggystyle. but i find if i'm on top, i can make it hit exactly where it needs to hit.

oh also, i saw this thing at a sex shop last week... it's like a penis extender thing. like a big glove for your dick, with little nubblies and ribbing and an extended head. it's kinda like turning your dick into a dildo. weird. they might make a curving contraption like that, too.
AND while we're on the subj, a shout out for vibrating cockrings. sooo fucking awesome.

**cerel** · 08-01-2010 01:32 AM

Girls laugh at guys' bent dicks?

Anon: I have an slight upward angle.. it doesn't really do anything special. And unless the girl's all loose, she'll straighten you out once inside anyway.

Originally Posted by sprankified

it's like a penis extender thing. like a big glove for your dick, with little nubblies and ribbing and an extended head. it's kinda like turning your dick into a dildo

Wouldn't it be easier to use a dildo?

**Fruity** · 08-01-2010 11:50 PM

I never encountered a bent penis in my life, but i have had conversation with women who were "He took off his pants, and his penis was bent and it totally freaked me out/looked hilarious/turned me off/etc" If it was me, I could put it to good use, and i never understood what was wrong with these women. I'm sure if it was in a meaningful relationship, it wouldn't be an issue. Its just one of those things where you get someone naked and its not what you expected.

**Lothar** · 08-16-2010 05:24 AM

Mine curves slightly up and slightly to the left.

I have had zero complaints.

**LittleBit** · 09-22-2010 02:13 AM

I have to vouch for the curve too.

My new beau curves up and it's pretty awesome. I had a bit of panic after I split with the ex because he was rather well endowed and managed to hit everywhere and everything (and make me hurt often) and I thought I'd never enjoy sex as much as I did with him. New boyfriend proved that wrong in a hurry!

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