Happy Birthday, darling!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you're having a great day so far, and don't feel too old... only a quarter of a century... that's not so bad.
Fuckin A you are old. Let me know how much your auto insurance goes down.
Go get drunk and try and get fucked... itll be fun, I promise.
2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
Happy Birthday, darling!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you're having a great day so far, and don't feel too old... only a quarter of a century... that's not so bad.
"God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex." Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions.
"You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear, too..." -Office Space
happy birthday man!
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. ~ George Carlin
Happy birthday.. Hope you have a fab day
Have a good birthday
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
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Merry Christmas!
Shit. Happy birthday fella
Yo, Happy Birthday from Rome!!!
Tequesian
savmotronPeople do what they do. I mitigate their hazard to me and move on.
stuff is just stuff. your emotional health is much more important. holding raging anger in is more harmful than your faggot-assed tv that probably deserves to get its ass beat anyway.
hope you get laid... um nevermind that, happy birfday dog
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheMadCatter @ Jul 16 2008, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>$60, but I also did have 2 accidents and a speeding ticket since the last renewal.Fuckin A you are old. Let me know how much your auto insurance goes down.[/b]
Thanks everyone!
happy birthday speed! hope you have a great day![]()
"Edward turned away from them, and he was the burning man again." --- Breaking Dawn, page 223
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my book... srsly
Hope you have a great day, Speed... and consider travel.![]()
"I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up." - Miranda
"Perhaps before we point out the specks in our Muslim brothers' eyes, we should work on removing the planks from our own." -Mr. Midway Boston, otherwise known as The Notorious J.O.N.
TheMadCatter @ Jun 23 2008, 06:36 PM:Get the fuck off my board you bitch.
Happy late birthday man, hope you got laid.
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill
Happy Bday!!
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~ H. Jackson Brown Jr.
HAPPI FUCKING BDAY DOODE!!!![]()
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