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  1. 01-11-2005 11:07 AM #1
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    Anyone else have huge balls? It sucks,every time I sit down, I crush them. They stick to the side of my legs in the summer and theyre just down right uncomfortable. Now I know many of you may think this is a joke,but its really not. Having big balls is wack. Ive tried boxer briefs, tighty whiteys and every other kind of male underwear(other than thong) and nothing helps. Ive even considered getting ball redcution. But if I do that, I wont be able to have another kid, and that cant happen. I guess Im just stuck with huge, uncomfortable balls.
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  2. 01-11-2005 11:24 AM #2
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    you're not the only one
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  3. 01-11-2005 12:53 PM #3
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    My friend has huge balls. He's constantly readjusting. He found that the most comfortable underwear on the market are GAP boxer briefs. Something about them being really roomy in the crotch. So yeah. I'm glad I don't have balls.
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  4. 01-11-2005 01:29 PM #4
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    theres a cure at this website do you want 2 cds

    maybe you can pull em up above your boxers where your beltbuckle is

    cover it with your shirt and go up to girls and be like wanna see a texas beltbuckle? then pull your shirt up and see how they react
    When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
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  5. 01-11-2005 01:45 PM #5
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    Originally posted by Mr. Greaser@ Esq.,Jan 11 2005, 11:29 AM
    theres a cure at this website do you want 2 cds

    maybe you can pull em up above your boxers where your beltbuckle is

    cover it with your shirt and go up to girls and be like wanna see a texas beltbuckle? then pull your shirt up and see how they react
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    funny that you say that. When I was younger, I used to go to the club and walk up to a bitch standing at the bar, put my balls on the bar and ask her if she would like to do a shot of ballschlager.
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  6. 01-11-2005 01:46 PM #6
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    oops wrong one
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  7. 01-13-2005 05:54 PM #7
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    So, MakeMeSomeFoodHo, you think your balls are huge. I suffered a scrotal trauma when I was young and now my balls are superhuman. I am known in metropolis as TESTICULEES!
    You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.
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  8. 01-13-2005 05:57 PM #8
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    What sucks about having huge balls is when I sit down I manage to crush my own balls, or sometimes when I am in the supermarket they fall to one side and the employees think I am shoplifting apples. It's a hard life.
    You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.
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  9. 01-13-2005 06:26 PM #9
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    This is the definition of male insecurity.....
    1:17 AM [Retro] like if i was single, and saw your hands, i would ask you to feel up my body with your hands
    1:20 AM [Retro] its your fingers, they look to be good fingering a girl's vagina fingers

    Jet is MY friend!</span>

    <span style="colorurple">PhantomPhan be the shizzle...
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  10. 01-13-2005 06:27 PM #10
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    maybe you just have a long sack.
    Peter: "Don&#39;t worry...I read a book about this sorta thing once."
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  11. 01-16-2005 06:16 PM #11
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    I don`t.

    I have three perfectly normal sized testicles.
    Ayuh, not dead yet. Might change that with an S1000RR though
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  12. 01-16-2005 06:18 PM #12
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    digity has testicle implants.
    Peter: "Don&#39;t worry...I read a book about this sorta thing once."
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  13. 01-16-2005 08:58 PM #13
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    Genix knows....I go around xbox live telling everyone I have three testicles...
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  14. 01-16-2005 09:21 PM #14
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    Originally posted by personman@Jan 16 2005, 04:58 PM
    Genix knows....I go around xbox live telling everyone I have three testicals...
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    this is true. he&#39;s infamous for his 3 testicles.
    Peter: "Don&#39;t worry...I read a book about this sorta thing once."
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  15. 01-16-2005 10:02 PM #15
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    I do have large balls...and had to have them checked by a doctor.
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    The audience boos him.
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