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Reply With Quotepray to God? I sure as fuck know i found God when i burst my banjo-string, for want of a technical term, and he doesn't like me all that much. Healing quicker? i dunno...best leave it alone i'd guess.
Yep. So on Saturday, Phill and I were gonna have sex in a new position. I guess it was a bad idea, since I felt a massive stinging pain on the lower edge of my vagina as soon as he entered me. It's still a bit tender, but doesn't hurt if it's left alone. I figured he ripped me a bit, so we've been having loads of oral sex instead. So we're not sexually frustrated or anything. But still, we'd really like get to the good ol' classic art of fucking.
Any ideas on how long we have to wait? Is there anything I can do to make it heal quicker?
Someone PLEASE help us out.
if truth were an ocean, would it fit in the pool of a human mind?
- The Corrs
WTF = Welcome To Finland
pray to God? I sure as fuck know i found God when i burst my banjo-string, for want of a technical term, and he doesn't like me all that much. Healing quicker? i dunno...best leave it alone i'd guess.
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh, good christ... HAHA... I'm sorry for your pain, but there is something insanely hillarious about the straight-forward approach you took to describing that.
Edit: I forgot to include actual advice. Eh... use more lubrication?
"heroin - works every time!"
- Rebbie, Australian Prostitute
<_< Well I was pretty wet so we didn't think it was needed. But thank you, I guess I'LL REMEMBER THAT FOR WHEN WE CAN FUCK.
So yep. Anybody got any tips for healing? Please please please? I only met up with him on Saturday, so that makes it so I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FUCK HIM YET. Do you realise how incredibly frustrating that can be???? I mean, sure, we do get each other off, but it'd be more fun to do it simultaneously than go "oh honey it's your turn now."
(Phill says hi)
if truth were an ocean, would it fit in the pool of a human mind?
- The Corrs
WTF = Welcome To Finland
Neosporin or similar anti-biotic, first-aid ointment on any external woundage.
anything internal is healed by time Cara.
Sorry.
"While most men are constantly trying to work as hard as they can in order to add a little more mass to their bodies, the majority of women seem to believe that they have been blessed with the most extraordinary genetics ever and that they will blow up once they touch a weight."
Res Ipsa Loquitur
Dont use neo or anything like that.. It will just make it burn. Jason ripped me once on the beach and it made me bleed. It took about a week before I could have sex again comfortably. It was just like a regular cut to me. It took about a week to heal.. But I want to say we had sex a couple time before it was healed and we just used extra lube and it was still unconfortable but it wasn't that bad.
why not do 69 then. Then you don't have to go 'ok my turn over now it's yours'but it'd be more fun to do it simultaneously than go "oh honey it's your turn now."[/b]
Hi Phill(Phill says hi)
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I think you just have to give it time and if you two get desperate then just try lube and see if it doesn’t hurt too bad and if it does then back to waiting and oral sex I guess.
A sudden thought just occured to me. The people who use this site are actually real and your relationship is 'real'.Phill and I were gonna have sex in a new position.[/b]
Damb Phill dont you ever get pissed off at the way your lady be talkin boot all your personal shit...hot damb.
Fuck the pigs in my city, they can burn in hell. I'll kill a hundred fuckin hootahs before they take me to jail!
Aiit, problem solved. Thanks guys. We went and bought ourselves some lube today, and just came back from verrrrrry nice fucking session. God. Isex.
if truth were an ocean, would it fit in the pool of a human mind?
- The Corrs
WTF = Welcome To Finland
Aw man, I thought this would be about how muscular I was, and I was all like, "Yes, I am very ripped. Thank you very much." Then it was about vaginas.
"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."
phil must be hung or you got a overly tight snatch,, rock on haha
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
Not particularly, S-B is here for advice, so we utilised it. I get a little bit more uncomfortble discussing things with people in the real world, but that doesn't happen often.A sudden thought just occured to me. The people who use this site are actually real and your relationship is 'real'.Phill and I were gonna have sex in a new position.[/b]
Damb Phill dont you ever get pissed off at the way your lady be talkin boot all your personal shit...hot damb.
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