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    Why do I get a nipple hardon everytime I sneeze? I totally just noticed it then.

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    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
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    the sneeze is the closest thing to an actual orgasm,,,
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    A part of your brain which is stimulated by sneezing is situation close to the part of your brain which is stimulated when you orgasm. Or so my doctor friend tells me. Also, the part of your brain which controls yawning is similarily next to your brain's pleasure centres which is why yawning is so damn good.
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    Does anyone else burp when they yawn? It's like an inward burp, and I can't control it.
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    For some reason, I always sneeze seven times in a row. Kinda weird, when you think that sneeze equals 1/7 of an orgasm.
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    Not sure that's really an accurate figure you've quoted there!!!

    Sneezing and farting at the same time is the worst. OUCH!
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    i always heard it was 1/8 of an orgasm. But sneezing 8 times in a row usually feels like crap
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    That's because it's like having your orgasm interrupted 8 times

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    that makes sense. No wonder if feels like crap
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    I enjoy it.
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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