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  1. 06-03-2003 02:34 AM #1
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    As a boyscout leader i am required to renew my certification every three years. I needed to sit through a two hour class about sexual abuse and how to identify it and report it. Boring fuckin shit. I knew i had to sit through an hour long video.

    This morning I shaved my junk. Its that time again. Usually i do it in the shower but this time i dry shaved it.

    So here i am, sitting in a room with all these old guys from various loser troops watching a video where a young teenager is being persued by a sexual molester into a shower.

    And my balls are fucking itching like crazy! I need to scratch em. Its killing me. Im sitting here and rubbing my crotch as that stupid movie is playing. How fucking ironic is that? Dude, if someone would have seen the frenzied assault i was laying down on my junk because of the fire and torment i was experiencing they would have locked me up!
    "There are exceptions to every rule, and everyone wants to think they are it."

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  2. 06-03-2003 02:36 AM #2
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    LOL!
    On Late Night with McBane:
    McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
    The audience boos him.
    Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
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    the point is...
    If you can't down it; crown it

    People are very open-minded about new things -- as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
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  4. 06-03-2003 02:57 AM #4
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    I've never shaven down there...I don't want to! I hate shaving my face...I'm super low maintenance. bah!
    On Late Night with McBane:
    McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
    The audience boos him.
    Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
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  5. 06-03-2003 10:05 AM #5
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    yeah right Dpuck....you didn't shave you were getting off from the movie. Give it up already we all know!!


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  6. 06-03-2003 10:07 AM #6
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    eww ok thats gross.
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  7. 06-03-2003 10:32 AM #7
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    That's fucking hilarious.
    whatever fuck...


    "You boys aren't drunk...you're just stupid"

    " . . .suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape." Charles Dickens- Great Expectations.

    "It eluded us then, but that's no matter- tomorrow we will run faster, stretch our arms farther....And one fine morning-
    ...So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." F. Scott Fitzgerald- The Great Gatsby.
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  8. 06-03-2003 10:44 AM #8
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    hahaha that's great, if you got caught that would have been hard to explain
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  9. 06-03-2003 10:45 AM #9
    PhillyGuy
    *yawn* boring
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  10. 06-03-2003 10:51 AM #10
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    hmmmm...interesting.....
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  11. 06-03-2003 10:54 AM #11
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    Your such a good role model for all the little boy scouts....
    "God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex." Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions.

    "You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear, too..." -Office Space
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  12. 06-03-2003 10:54 AM #12
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    I used to be a boy scout
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  13. 06-03-2003 11:01 AM #13
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    Aren't boy scouts more apt to be sexually molested than anyone else...

    I think i saw a Law and Order episode about it once.
    "God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex." Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions.

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    Originally posted by Aphrodite5156@Jun 3 2003, 09:01 AM
    Aren't boy scouts more apt to be sexually molested than anyone else...

    I think i saw a Law and Order episode about it once.
    ahhh, then it must be fact...
    Statistics are like prisoners, torture them long enough and they'll tell you whatever you want to hear.

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    Thanks Retro.

    Aphro- Sexual Offenders often seek legitamate means to gain access to children through programs such as Boyscouts, Chruch groups, Girl Scouts, After School Programs and summer camps. Things like that. It is not the Boy Scouts that looks to attract them, in fact, with the background checks and manditory rules of engagments, such as the 2 deep adult rule at all times, that its VERY VERY hard for their to be a sexual molestation during a Boy Scout event. The majority of that shit i went through last night focused on identifying abuse in kids that takes place ELSEWHERE, because it is our legal obligation to report any and ALL physical abuse to people of all ages when there is reasonable suspicion.

    Jaydeejj-No one invited yu or yur opinion. Next time, dont post in my forum.
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