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    That Ellen Degenerate joke wasn't funny. Fuck you Phill and anyone who thought it was!

    Lamest call-out ever!
    On Late Night with McBane:
    McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
    The audience boos him.
    Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.

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    FUCK YOU DIG IT WAS FUNNY. IF ellen was here, EVEN she would find it funny

    FUCKING FUCKKKKKKK KFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSFD

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    That degenerate wouldn't know comedy if it smacked her across the face! On second thought, she would find it funny and that's why it's not.
    On Late Night with McBane:
    McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
    The audience boos him.
    Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.

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    Originally posted by Bigg Hungry Phill+Apr 24 2005, 03:43 AM-->
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    So thats what we use Ellen Degeneres for...
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    Its gold... we need a vote.

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    We can vote, but I want names so I can call-out everyone who votes that it&#39;s funny.
    On Late Night with McBane:
    McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
    The audience boos him.
    Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.

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    Scruffy puts his two-thousand votes behind the mysterious stranger.

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    Scruffy does not own stock in this thread!

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    I enjoyed the joke. I also believe Ellen is rather funny. Give her show a chance, she is actually pretty clever.

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    what was the joke? BTW-all female comedians are terrible. Im not sure whats worse, a female comedian, female rapper or a female sports comentator.

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    Women can be good sports commentators. The WNBA, Ice skating, ....
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    Missed the Ellen joke, but I have to say kudos to Saint, for that Scruffy line, because it made me think of my favourite quote from him - "Scruffy&#39;s rollin&#39; out a large pill." And when he gets the 300 dollar haircut.
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    I personally follow this line of logic;

    Saint was given the title of Funniest Male 2005 -----> Saint found my joke funny ----> My joke is funny.


    I would also like to thank Scruffy for his pledge of support.


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    Originally posted by Digity@Apr 24 2005, 09:50 PM
    Lamest call-out ever!
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    I also appreciate the joke Phill.....

    Looks like Dig is losing this vote...
    1:17 AM [Retro] like if i was single, and saw your hands, i would ask you to feel up my body with your hands
    1:20 AM [Retro] its your fingers, they look to be good fingering a girl&#39;s vagina fingers

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