Is it possible to rhetorically bum-fuck someone?
This was a rhetorical question.
On Late Night with McBane:
McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
The audience boos him.
Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
Is it possible to rhetorically bum-fuck someone?
"heroin - works every time!"
- Rebbie, Australian Prostitute
You can rhetoric anything...even pasta primavera.
On Late Night with McBane:
McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
The audience boos him.
Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
Hayley (IDB)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Saint @ Oct 9 2008, 05:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>You can probably set her straight with a GOOD HOT DICKING.
awww punkin, iyou too!
i'd bone trio. wait, girls dont bone. do they? well, i'd let him bone me, i guess. in an imaginary parallel universe where i let people bone me just for fuck's sake. and saint... yeh. he's sexy in all his weirdo glory. and apparently, i have a thing for canadians. hm, maybe speed as well. i imagine he has a lot of pent up sexual energy that he might just release on a horny kitten such as myself.
if i were a guy i'd do greener, retro, devious, sprank, carablea, and um, i feel like theres more but thats who comes to the top of my head. its not just enough for my imaginary sex partners to look good. they have to have good personality too, in terms of not being an entirely generic human being (ex- chandra). how boring. and i don't have the innocent fantasy. because i imagine a girl like that would just lay there spread eagle and expect me to do all the work. it takes a girl with some experience -and i dont speak french so forgive my spelling here- and jen u se qua to be good at fucking.
Greener, who to me looks like a cross between marilyn monroe, and debbie harry. You can't go wrong with that. Carolyn, and Sprank.
If I were straight I'd definately go with Tri and Atom.
He claims he has no sex drive though, or a very low one at least. I dont imagine he would have pent up sexual engery at all. I imagine it would be like two weak ass thrusts, then he'd collapse and cry himself to sleephm, maybe speed as well. i imagine he has a lot of pent up sexual energy that he might just release on a horny kitten such as myself.![]()
Yeah, well I discovered something about myself one day and that is no longer the case, so quit trying to cockblock.Originally posted by Retro@Nov 7 2005, 02:22 PM
He claims he has no sex drive though, or a very low one at least. I dont imagine he would have pent up sexual engery at all. I imagine it would be like two weak ass thrusts, then he'd collapse and cry himself to sleephm, maybe speed as well. i imagine he has a lot of pent up sexual energy that he might just release on a horny kitten such as myself.
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P.S. I think of you whenever I rub one out
Oh so you finaly discovered your penis?Yeah, well I discovered something about myself one day and that is no longer the case, so quit trying to cockblock.
P.S. I think of you whenever I rub one out
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You would also be a fun one to dominate and frighten. When i was done with you i would have you crying for your mommyHah!
Phrog, if i were a lesbian, i'd sleep with you, but i'm not
Hmm, there are some guys i would bone just for their looks if i did that sort of thing: Tri, Atom, Mavie, etc. I'm not saying you guys don't have great personalities; i just haven't talked to yall that much.
There are very few guys on here i think i know well enough to actually sleep with: Tim, Docc, & Isaku, and i'm not quite sure about Timmy. I haven't known him as long.
EDIT: I forgot the old married dudes: Spike and SoxyThis is of course, only if they weren't attached
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I'd was going to create a very strongly constructed argument against your position; but then I got high.
Bubbabuddy: DO NOT go to a party... don't go to a party...avoid parties
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ok maybe not speed then. he was an afterthought, anyways.
Originally posted by Carolyn@Nov 7 2005, 07:30 PM
Phrog, if i were a lesbian, i'd sleep with you, but i'm not
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I'll bear that in mind next time I pop over to Texas![]()
Your going to hell for that.Originally posted by Speed@Nov 7 2005, 01:22 PM
Numbers
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Originally posted by Hayley@Nov 7 2005, 02:32 PM
ok maybe not speed then.* he was an afterthought, anyways.
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