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    Whoo! My first poll!

    It has recently come to my attention that several prominent SB members have a problem with the usage of mayo. I, in my own happy world, assumed everyone enjoyed this tasty spread on all sorts of sandwich type food.

    Mayo was first used in 1933 during the great depression. When funds were low, housewives would resort to whipping salad dressing when cream stocks were low. Voila: mayo was born.

    In 1982 the nasty fats of traditional mayo were extracted and a brand new tangy recipe was introduced; an early form of miracle whip. Yummerz.

    So people, what could possibly be your beef with good ole mayonaise?!
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    Mayonnaise rocks!!

    Anyone tried it with Noodles? No? just me then....
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    Sorry Biggie... Miracle Whip sucks.

    Best Foods (or Hellman's, on the east coast) all the way.

    On noodles Wizen????
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    sometimes jizz tastes good too. but maybe not on a sammich.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
    Looks like jizz but tastes good[/b]
    Lol...that&#39;s what I voted for.
    <span style="color:#00BFFF">It&#39;s hard to WAIT around for something that you know might NEVER happen, but it&#39;s even HARDER to give up especially when it&#39;s everything you ever WANTED.</span>

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    MAYO SUCKS!!

    seriously it takes like sour milk... disgusting!

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    How can yu not eat mayo on a turkey sandwich or with tuna?

    Each condamint has a food that it goes with. KETCHUP does NOT go on hotdogs. A-1 is the grestest ever. It goes on anything. ANYTHING.
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    Isn&#39;t a sandwich rather dry without mayo?
    <span style="color:#00BFFF">It&#39;s hard to WAIT around for something that you know might NEVER happen, but it&#39;s even HARDER to give up especially when it&#39;s everything you ever WANTED.</span>

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    Mayo No

    A-1 Hell yeah, Not only great on steak but also potatoes, chicken, salad, freedom fires pretty much everything.
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    i have to have ketchup and mustard on everything..

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    *lol* nice poll biggie

    mayo is alright with me...

    I HATE MUSTARD though....

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    Originally posted by Nate@Apr 28 2003, 11:46 PM
    Mayo No

    A-1 Hell yeah, Not only great on steak but also potatoes, chicken, salad, freedom fires * pretty much everything.
    Do NOT call them freedom fries that just doesn&#39;t sound right. If you want to call them something call them just plain fries. You know what I never understood was Mayo on Fries. That&#39;s so nasty. If you want mayo on potato&#39;s go get your self some potatoe salad don&#39;t put it on fries thats sick man. SICK!!!! Like Dpuck said each thing has its own food and fries were made for ketchup.
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    and gay...

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    mayo is a work of the devil!! I am abolsutely sure of that.


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    Mayo is pretty good on turkey sandwiches... but in anything else and in extreme amounts it is kinda gross....
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