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    Yes, I Have A Penis

    Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
    that I am making a statement
    about your inabilities
    to open the door for yourself.
    If you hold it for me,
    I'll say 'thankyou'.

    Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
    that I am underestimating
    your earning capacity
    as a woman.
    If you invite me out for a meal,
    you're paying.

    Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
    that I am belittling
    the attempts that you have made
    to defend your rights yourself.
    If you defend my rights,
    I'll consider you human.

    This is inspired by the ridiculous amount of feminazi bullshit that goes on in my creative writing seminars. I submitted it this week.

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    aw, i really like the message. i think its sweet, and yet empowering.

    trio, you can hold my door open any day of the week and twice on sundays.

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    It's good, I like it.

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    Thankyou very much, my creative writing teacher loved it, and said that the key word she was looking for when describing it was, 'touché'. She gave me the address of some people who might publish it, so obviously I'm well happy.

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    She gave me the address of some people who might publish it
    dude; thats WELL cool, good luck with all that, hope something comes of it!


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    thats awesome. nice job, man.

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    very nice hope you get it published. btw, did anything come of that 'send your head west' poem you wrote? I printed that, heh. just curious, that one was awesome, I'd have thought you could get that pub'd right quick.
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    I liked that poem, Tri
    "Hic puer est stultissimus omnium."

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    If I invite you out, we're splitting the bill. :P
    I'd was going to create a very strongly constructed argument against your position; but then I got high.
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    Originally posted by Carolyn@Dec 2 2005, 05:44 AM
    If I invite you out, we're splitting the bill. :P
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    Yes ma'am. :wub:

    No Sprank, not yet. I haven't sent it to anyone, so I'll have to wait and see.

    I printed that, heh.
    Cool!

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    Dude, that's well good. Keep it up. I'm really enjoying the stuff you've been writing recently.
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    keep 'em coming...I love your words
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    nice message your poem has. i like.
    ."..and are you still taunted and ignored by your circum-muthafuckin-stances?" Habibi

    I said what, what in the butt?

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    Because I just found out today that Deviantart DD'd this on International Women's Day this year. I havent checked my account there for ages, but suddenly, I've got literally thousands of new messages and comments on my work.

    And I'm well chuffed.

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    So are the feminazis out for blood or did they like it too?

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