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    This is from last night's practice so check it oouuuuuut, it's about Drink, Drugs and Sex and how they're a beast yet sadly some people seem to look down on those of us who enjoy such earthly delights....

    Suck it down my pelican throat,
    My stomach burns and I don't care now pass me the rum.

    Golden brewed by an alchemist, with secrets passed through time.
    In the Abbey, the monks work hard turning water into wine.

    Blow tomorrow! Blow tomorrow! Blow tomorrow and drink...

    Cloud of smoke for my greedy throat,
    My eyes are nearly bleeding and I can feel my teeth

    Four millennia of cultivation! Sacred herb of inspiration!
    Pass the smack juice and light me up now crank the tunes and spread the love!

    Blow tomorrow! Blow tomorrow! Blow tomorrow and smoke today!

    I see you staring, disgusted look on your face,
    I'm asking you this simple question: Do you have all the answers?
    So, what's you're problem? Do i offend you the way I'm acting?
    Take this hint I'm giving and stay the fuck away from me.

    Gagged and bound, the sweat drips down my back:
    I am an animal!
    But just for fun.

    We all came this way,
    Not a man or a woman today who didn't get here via some old-fashioned fucking
    It's just nature's way.

    Blow tomorrow! Blow tomorrow! Blow tomorrow and fuck today!

    I'm kinda thinking that we've lost our way.
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    Pass the smack juice[/b]
    Nice.

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    I&#39;m kinda thinking that we&#39;ve lost our way.[/b]

    You don&#39;t say.

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