Thread: Need some advice...

Hum, what "move" shall I execute? Lol....I guess I'll wing it on Sunday and see what happens. Wish me luck lol.

Hum, what "move" shall I execute? Lol....I guess I'll wing it on Sunday and see what happens. Wish me luck lol.
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Wow...that's genius!!! It's like advanced though isn't it? LOL. I'm so lame heh.

It sounds like a PERFECT plan though...well fuck. I'll see what I can do :P *shivering*

"Go, go, go!" "Fire in the hole!" "Circle round back!"

Let me explain the three step 'Counter-Strike' success with women plan.
First off you have to "Go, go, go!" and make some slightly more obvious play (i would recommend a racy spraypaint, or perhaps an impressive headshot...but definitely avoid talking about your 'AWP'..at least at the moment) or she'll leave the server forever, i mean you'll be on her buddies list but from now on you're relegated to a clan-mate, meaning you've missed your opportunity to 'pwn' her, at least in the sense of a good hard frag.

Secondly you need to make a more open and direct expression of your feelings, once you know for a fact that they're reciprocated, and put some "Fire" in her "hole!". I would suggest buying her some roses or perhaps some body armour and a helmet, or maybe a Deagle, everyone's a sucker for the Deagle. Oh and play some Spanish guitar or read poetry or some shit. This should be shortly followed up with effective foreplay (covered in the supplementary plan: Fragging for n00bs).

Third and final point: once things have "Fire"'d up you should reload, check your ammo, health points and armour. Got a flashbang? Maybe wanna use that now or a smoke 'nade to cover you whilst you fumble awkwardly with the condom packet. The term "Circle round back!" is obviously a prejorative term, and unfairly so in this context, as it perhaps implies a certain position of coitus. Let's clear things up; take whatever the hell you can get because if you understand this guide to it's full extent you probably aren't in any position to be fussy. Oh and remember it's better to take your time and fire off the perfect headshot with the Scout than to rush the shot and embarass yourself.

Hopefully this guide has covered the basics, unlike that shitty training mode, and soon you should be 'bunnyhopping' like a pro.

Never has my 2 year obsession (from 13 to 15) with counter-strike been so apt in a real situation.
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...i thought when I said "pwn that n00b" all this was implied. apparently my gamer slang is not l33t enough.

Hehe...he he...hehe heeee hehe...he he

*faints*
10 minutes later
*wakes up*


hehe he he heeehee!

Lol j/k j/k.




Well, it went pretty well! Much better than I thought haha. Still confused, but I guess that's a major part of liking someone.

I took Devious's advice to heart and just let it happen. This was on Friday. We hung out for about 3 hours or so...and then I gave her a hug as always, a kiss, but gave her an extra kiss, she gave me another, moved my head back a little, holding her waist in my arms, looking into eachother's eyes, and we kissed a few times, just on the lips and on eachothers cheeks. First kiss still! :P

I'm so lucky it didn't go the other way! Haha

So after we hung out quiete a bit longer; she ended up leaving around 4a.m. We talked a lot and I still wonder the same thing, is she just flirting with me?

Somehow we started talking about her liking boys, I'm pretty sure she started it. But she'd say things like, well, more or less,

How when she goes running, part of the fun in it is looking at other hot guys.


She talked about in her acting class how everyone had to go up to people and say what they think about each person in class, and she told me how she went up to guy and told him how was cute he was (she said it was akward after or something like that).

And she talked about how much she like guys. How she'd be going after boys when she was like 6 and stuff lol.


But yea, I dunno. The whole reason I guess I'm so slow to react or rather maybe show girls I like them is b/c I feel I might get hurt. Everything flowed, and it was great, but aftering saying things like that--I don't know what to think. I like her A LOT, more and more everytime I see her. If it's just flirting, I'm not too sure what to think.

Man, this stuff is so difficult heh.

Hmmm...hehe I think things are going well.

Wow...thanks for the help everyone. It's totally amazing, I can't believe how easily and well everything just came together; It feels almost unreal.

I'd say more but I'm thinking it might be a tad awkward.

..n00b.