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Reply With Quotewhat if the hamster dies....great 'remember me" present. Stick with something that won't die
I think this is the right forum for this question, sorry if it isn't. The idea came from this thread.
Anyway, I am about to finish Uni for summer. Unfortunately, this also means I won't be seeing my girlfriend for awhile, as we live pretty far away from each other. Is a hamster a nice gift as a kind of 'remember me' thing? Reading back that sounds so lame, but it's the best way I can think of putting it.
On one hand, hamsters are cute, and she likes animals. On the other hand, hamsters can be a pain up the ass, and smell of shit.
Does the potential romance of the gesture outweigh any pet related inconvenience for her? Any observations appreciated.
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what if the hamster dies....great 'remember me" present. Stick with something that won't die
I am a girl
I think she could cope with the death of a hamster. And anyway, they live for 2-3 years right?
Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ, because the music that they constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life, hang the blessed DJ.
The Smiths
There was something boneless about her, like a deep-sea creature. Her eyes were cold fish eyes that looked at you through a viscous medium she carried about with her. I could see those eyes in a shapeless, protoplasmic mass undulating over the dark sea floor.
William S. Burroughs
Wouldn't it be so nice? To live in a world, where everythings exactly how it seems? But we live in a world, where bastards come along and piss on your dreams. The dreams that make you happy, the dreams that make you smile, get off your ass, vengeance is back in style.
Les Claypool
Hamster dildo wont die, and im sure she'll enjoy it...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>my friend's hamster died 3 days after she got itI think she could cope with the death of a hamster. And anyway, they live for 2-3 years right?[/b]
hamster dildo would scare me....would it be shaped like a hamster....oooo yikes
I am a girl
Sorry. Hamsters arent...uhh romantic.
I'd stick with something different...just not a hamster.
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Hamster dildo ! honestly !!
Its like giving her a hamster, but it doesnt stink or die... and she can shove it in her twat !! Perfect gift.
Animals aren't really the best present, unless the person has specifically said they'd want one. But she's your girlfriend, so you should be the judge to whether she'd like it or not.
Personally, I see hamsters as a pain in the ass... They try to take chunks out of your fingers, you have to clean their piss-shitted cage, they hide their gender so that they can spring hamster babies on you, then escape and chew through your house. Then just to piss you off even more, just when you're getting to like the little bastard, they die.
I don't like the hamster idea personally...
How about aranging it so that there is a dozen roses, some chocolate, and a nice card waiting for her when she gets home? That's romantic... Girls love roses, girls love chocolate, and the she'll have the card to remember you by when the roses die and she eats all of the chocolate.
Good luck.
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Oh cute! A hampster seems like a good gift to me! And when you give it to her you could stick a lil pink bow around the hampsters neck and a pink bow on the cage!! YAY!! Oh cute and you two could name the lil hampster together!
But maybe you should find out if she would like a hampster before you go off and suprise her with a new pet. She may not want one...even if you tie a cute lil pink bow around its neck
A car is a pretty safe bet. That way, she can ride you like 6 times a day.
OH! I think a hamster is a brilliant idea. Girls like cute things and hamsters are precious.And I like Retro's idea of a pink bow on the cage and around the neck. And what better way says 'I Love You' than naming the hamster together?
i had a hamster once..
bloody thing was vicious and gave me stitches
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>Yeah, but a hamster's cheaper.A car is a pretty safe bet. That way, she can ride you like 6 times a day[/b]
Burn down the disco, hang the blessed DJ, because the music that they constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life, hang the blessed DJ.
The Smiths
There was something boneless about her, like a deep-sea creature. Her eyes were cold fish eyes that looked at you through a viscous medium she carried about with her. I could see those eyes in a shapeless, protoplasmic mass undulating over the dark sea floor.
William S. Burroughs
Wouldn't it be so nice? To live in a world, where everythings exactly how it seems? But we live in a world, where bastards come along and piss on your dreams. The dreams that make you happy, the dreams that make you smile, get off your ass, vengeance is back in style.
Les Claypool
I like the hampster Idea! I would love to get a pet from a b/f as a remember me gift! How cuuute is that??
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