Thread: The Best Mascara EVER

for quality over the counter mascara, I recommend all ladies (and weirdo dudes?) utilize maybelline greatlash blackest black. it's nice and liquidy, to get a chunkless swash over your lashes. it will give you lashes like barbie.
did barbie have lashes? I think not.

not until she used maybelline greatlash blackest black.

and often, it is ON SALE! or at least buy one get one. and that, my friends, is important. because mascara is redonkulously expensive in my book, and when I drop $8 on CG lash exact and it's so DRY and clumpy so SOON, when compared to my steadfast, I feel like a whore.

til I come home to my sweet sweet maybelline greatlash blackest black.

bonus! the curved brush! making it easy to get into all those little scrunchy corner bastard lashes!

so smooth. it's like putting a thin paint on your lashes. wonderful.



the eye on the left is obviously more dramatic and has much more fun scoping ass from afar. this postereye of intensity will cut your soul and hypnotize your hand into your pocket, where said hand will raid the cash supply nestled deep in lint and bottle caps- just to treat this left eye to a drink!

the eye on the right is lacking that possessed quality. this eye is only here because it has to be, since it's stuck in the face. this eye is unsure of what to do next, is hesitant of direct contact with other eyes, and often wishes it were in a pirate face in order to hide behind a patch. this eye is a pussy.

treat your pussy eyes to maybelline greatlash blackest black and take over the world!


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