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    I decided I wanted to make a new post about the shit that consumes my head when I'm not thinking about food, music or sex.

    Makeup. And skin regimes. And all that crap.

    1. To make my skin look as fresh and clear as possible in the morning I occasionally (When I can be effed) do a face steam the night before with a chamomile teabag chucked in. Then after ten minutes when I can't breathe anymore, I do those biore nose/face strips which are TWICE as effective after face steamage. And you don't need to wet your face coz it's already wet. Woo. Vitamin E moisturisers are the bomb. The noncomodegenic bomb.

    2. If I want cute wavey hair in the morning (I'm a poker straight blonde) after washing my hair twice and letting it dry mostly I sleep in buns. Four of them. Usually spray a little shine mist over it before it dried completely. They don't bother you if you put them on top.

    3. I find fake tan is the best when you slather the shit on in the afternoon, air dry for as long as you can then sleep in cotton pyjamas. Wash off in the morning. Bask in sunshine glory.

    4. Emery boards are the way to go, metal nail files tear your nails apart and the break alot easier. Only file in one direction.

    5. Eat dinner as early as possible and go to sleep early if you want bloat free goodness in the morning. Steer clear from cabbage and immense amounts of fullcream milk. GASSSEEEE!!

    6. Dove soap is better than any "Cashmere" or "Moisture infused" shit out there. Follow by anything from Palmers. Sweeet!

    7. If you go to the gym, eat your breakfast/lunch atleast an hour before, and about half an hour or less before shooter some really strong coffee or red bull. When I have caffeine, I can push more weight and do more reps on the weight machines, and usually atleast another halfa of cardio ontop of my regular halfa/45 minutes.

    8. If you can't get to a coffee in the morning have an apple or two. Stimulates your whole digestive system and keeps you awake.

    9. Before a big night out if your makeup deteriorates noticeably (ie. you dance hard all night like me!) shut your eyes tight after you've applied it and evenly douche your face in hairspray. Ok. Douche was the wrong word. Do it from atleast 20cm away though. And only do it on liquid eyeliner if it's dried and if you've got powder or eyeshadow above your eyelids, otherwise the liner makes an irremovable print under your eyebrow and it's a total pain to get off.

    10. I just thought of something really funny. You are what you eat, and you are what your boyfriend eats too. So if you don't want to taste like garlic and onions steer clear. Go the pineapple. The yoghurt. The fruit. Oh yes.

    11. Hmmm. I think I've run out. Water is good. Epiliators are good. Nine hours sleep a night is good. (if you've got an academic job and use your brain a lot they say 9-9.25 hours is sufficiant, not eight!) I agree with this. If you're having a shit day pump lots of water and b vitamins, clears the thoughts I find.

    I think I'm spent. Girls. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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    1) I'm a blonde, and if my hair is really greasy and I don't have time to wash it before I have to be somewhere, I'll use a make up brush and apply baby powder to my roots, then blow dry cool air all over my head. BOOM, looks freshly washed.

    2) Sometimes I like to look like a hippie. I accomplish this by making my hair look like dread locks. Apply a texturizing product while your hair is damp, then blow dry. Take different sized pieces of hair and twist tightly holding the bottom tight. Use a straightening iron and "seal" the twist by pressing the iron closed on the twist for a few seconds. You don't have to do your whole head, just strategic places. Once you have put them all in, "tear" them apart into two or three pieces. Use a hairspray to set your hair, then turn your head upside down and lightly mess it up.


    uhhhhh i really cant think of anything else right now.
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Aug 10 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Vaginas are always wet and always on the way to or on the way from excreting something.

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    i onlyread like half of that but i think you re a genoius syco and i want to ahve your babties i ve&#39; asl o been sleepting with my hari in braidsto make it more curyle and it works so welll! 2 adn it&#39;s never matterend bevrore to me, abut now sor whatebver srewasoin i like ahveing curylyish and garnd and i love it!@!!!!!!!!!!!!
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    I...REALLY wish I could read that second sentence. Aaaaw hun *hug*!
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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    9. Before a big night out if your makeup deteriorates noticeably (ie. you dance hard all night like me!) shut your eyes tight after you&#39;ve applied it and evenly douche your face in hairspray. Ok. Douche was the wrong word. Do it from atleast 20cm away though. And only do it on liquid eyeliner if it&#39;s dried and if you&#39;ve got powder or eyeshadow above your eyelids, otherwise the liner makes an irremovable print under your eyebrow and it&#39;s a total pain to get off.[/b]

    i&#39;ve nevvveer heard of this before .... what does it do .. make makeup not come off? is hairspray in your face safe?? isn&#39;t it full of chemicals that you are now inhaling????

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    <div class='quotemain'>9. Before a big night out if your makeup deteriorates noticeably (ie. you dance hard all night like me!) shut your eyes tight after you&#39;ve applied it and evenly douche your face in hairspray. Ok. Douche was the wrong word. Do it from atleast 20cm away though. And only do it on liquid eyeliner if it&#39;s dried and if you&#39;ve got powder or eyeshadow above your eyelids, otherwise the liner makes an irremovable print under your eyebrow and it&#39;s a total pain to get off.[/b]

    i&#39;ve nevvveer heard of this before .... what does it do .. make makeup not come off? is hairspray in your face safe?? isn&#39;t it full of chemicals that you are now inhaling????
    [/b][/quote]

    Yeah it makes your makeup last longer. You don&#39;t really inhale it anymore than you would if you put it on your hair (unless you&#39;rea chromer), and your skin doesn&#39;t absorb the chemicals to cause any particular damage. If our skin absorbed what they put in an average wrinkle cream, and it got into our blood it would kill us. Something to be thankful for
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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    The noncomodegenic bomb.[/b]
    Hahahaha, i rofldoctored at that one. Genuinely
    "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

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    <div class='quotemain'>The noncomodegenic bomb.[/b]
    Hahahaha, i rofldoctored at that one. Genuinely
    [/b][/quote]

    YAY! Always happy to impress someone of your caliber Noodles
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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    There was an article in todays paper about how women absorb chemicals because of the stuff they put on their skin. Must see if i can find it online

    Here is the article about absorbing chemicals in make up
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    aw nast. that makes me glad I only wear mascara every once in a while. shadows if I&#39;m feelin frisky.


    I gotta Q tho... when shaving the crotchular region, is it best to go WITH the grain, or against it..? I went against, and all my lil folicle pores were screaming blood... not pretty. not how I wanted to look for the man.

    but going against, I&#39;d think I wouldn&#39;t be as smooth.


    in addition to the thread...
    plucking stray hairs is best while you&#39;re dirty. I think the oils in your skin lube up your pores and make it easier to slide those fuckers out. also, you&#39;re not supposed to agitate the folicle before you apply shadows and such, cuz the powder gets in there and it&#39;s bad. so pluck before showering, then do your makeup thing.
    if you still want to, after that article >.<

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    you spray hairspray on your face?? hmm i don&#39;t know about that one...i&#39;d rather just use a primer or something.

    - rosehip oil is my essential, essential skincare product. i use it on my break-out prone skin at night and since doing that i haven&#39;t had a breakout. it is a fucking miracle.

    sprank, don&#39;t shave in the crotchula region. wax. please. it is the only way.

    hmm yea that&#39;s all i got atm.
    she's not that kind of a girl, booger!

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    I&#39;ve never thought about using Rosehip oil. My dad uses it on his scars. Maybe i should steal some
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    Hmmm Fruity that does make me think...but there&#39;s no way I&#39;m gonna stop putting on makeup. My whole demeanor changes (for the good) when I&#39;m confident that I don&#39;t look like a busted asshole.

    Rosehip oil? I heard that was one of the most cheapest and brilliant defenses against aging, however I didn&#39;t know it worked for breakouts. I&#39;m going to buy some asap Jet, thankyou (my skin sucks too).

    Sprankidoodles. EPILATE! My chop is smooth as. It hurts but what doesn&#39;t these days?
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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    <div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'>The noncomodegenic bomb.[/b]
    Hahahaha, i rofldoctored at that one. Genuinely
    [/b][/quote]

    YAY! Always happy to impress someone of your caliber Noodles
    [/b][/quote]

    I have caliber/calibre?
    Sweet.
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    <div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotemain'>The noncomodegenic bomb.[/b]
    Hahahaha, i rofldoctored at that one. Genuinely
    [/b][/quote]

    YAY! Always happy to impress someone of your caliber Noodles
    [/b][/quote]

    I have caliber/calibre?
    Sweet.
    [/b][/quote]

    I dunno. I remember thinking you&#39;re hot though
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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