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    bah... so i don't tan very easily. it takes me a whole summer just to work up some brown. anyways, i've got some tan lines that i'm not too fond of. they're those pesky progressive ones that are at the top of my legs because i wear shorts and i don't hang out in the sun in my bathing suit. anyways, i'll be going to texas here in like, 2 weeks, and i was wondering if there was anything i could do to get rid of them. on my back too from my tank tops and lack of sun on the lower back area. im pasty white and kind of off white. it's a shame... oh well. but anyways, any help would be great
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    Might be looking at some tan in a can there buddy. Have to admit to not having much experience with those though.
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    Tan lines can be hot.

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    yes, but these tan lines aren't
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    Maybe a tanning salon or something?
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    Yeah man, solarium it up!
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    You're coming to Austin, right. I mean... really... all you have to do is hang out at Carlos and Charlie's and you'll fit right in. HA! Hopefully the lakes will be open when you come down here. I tan really easily, so... for me... a suggestion would be to go outside a little, but that might not work for you. I think tan lines are more accepted in places where everyone soaks up the sun on a daily basis, like ATx, so... I wouldn't worry about it, Angel.
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    Get the fuck off my board you bitch.

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    Go to the cancer beds. Or if you don't do that, find a hidden spot on someone's roof and tan in the nude
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    haha. yeah im going to austin. i guess i could just put on my bathing suit and spend some time outside. i don't want to go to the tanning beds... that bothers me for some reason.
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    I just bought some of that lotion with a *hint* of tanner in it, for my legs... it's the vaseline kind, and really I only bought THAT specifically, because it was on SALE. not sure if that's a good thing or not, hah. I hear the thicker the lotion, the better. and the vaseline stuff is REALLY oily, so I don't think it's going to work that great. but there's TONS of crap like that out there, I heard that dove and jergens work really well.

    I only just used mine a few hours ago, and apparently it takes a week or so to do anything. sooo I dunno.

    but you might try something like that.
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    Spray Tan

    Or stop trying to tan at all and invest in some good sunscreen. It will be better for you in the long run
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    Or stop trying to tan at all and invest in some good sunscreen. It will be better for you in the long run[/b]
    I agree with this. People tell me to get a tan. I tell them to enjoy their skin cancer.

    You shouldn't worry much about it, though. If you're pale, it's just expected that you'll have awkward tan lines. No big deal. Plus, aiming for some sun in Texas may not be the best, since it'll probably be hottt while you're there.

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    I think that's the point, i.e. it's hot in TX, so she'll be more scantily clad down here than back at home and she's worrying about the whole tan line thing. I say, most Texans live with tan lines on a daily basis because no matter what, if you're outside for any reason, you're in the screamin hot sun and no matter what the SPF is, you're still gonna get some brownness on your skin (unless you burn or whatev). I heard that spray tans are good though... if ya wanna turn a nice shade of orange. I would come with tan lines before I'd do that, but whatever floats your boat. I've never seen a good spray tan, but if I did I prolly wouldn't recognize it. I know one of the ladies here swears by spray tan and she looks noticeably orange.
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    yes, but these tan lines aren't[/b]
    I'll be the judge of that!

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    do not use the vaseline lotion I mentioned. >.<

    if you want, I can update you on what I exchange it for, haha.
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