Thread: Eyelashes (For real)

I had to LOL at this one. Dude, I trim mine becuz some just go haywire and look narsty and old-mannish. Not sure what the fix for yours might be tho.

Buy one of those lil combs meant especially for eyelashes. If they're not dark enough, you can always dye them brown or black, whichever suits you better!

Nah, they're already black, i'd just rather have them a bit neater.

Cheers, I'll keep my eyes open for one of those.

One of the eyelash combs like Cara said, or you can try the eyelash curler, it helps curl them up and seperate. Both can be found at the local drug store, and are pretty cheap. Good luck!

Um with all due respect Lioness, I think he said they're too curly, instead of not curly enough. So simply an eyelash comb should be enough.

Originally Posted by Bloody Cara

Um with all due respect Lioness, I think he said they're too curly, instead of not curly enough. So simply an eyelash comb should be enough.

He just said they were long with a curve. If you use that eyelash curlier thing, it helps curl them up move and seperate, which is what I think he was wanting. It was just a suggestion if he couldn't find a comb.

Originally Posted by Garrett

Alright, I'm gonna preface this by saying, yeah, I'm a dude, I got a hairy chest, I like beer and rugby, and all that shit.
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I've got nice eyelashes, they're really long and have a nice curve to them, but I've never really thought about them, and I don't really want to use make-up, my problem with them is now that I've noticed them, I've noticed they clump together a lot and I dont really know of a way to get them straight and nicer looking, I figure they look nice, so why not show them off right?
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FYI Garrett, just because you do the bumming, but don't take a bumming, doesn't make you any less gay.

Originally Posted by ShadowHawk

FYI Garrett, just because you do the bumming, but don't take a bumming, doesn't make you any less gay.

You're the expert babe

Originally Posted by ShadowHawk

FYI Garrett, just because you do the bumming, but don't take a bumming, doesn't make you any less gay.

I actually LOL'd at this. Woke up the neighbor, I think :d

You can buy a clear eye lash conditioner. Its applied like mascara, but you can't actually see it. Although, i haven't seen such a product in years, but i assume someone still makes it.

HOW TIMELY- I was creeping around sb the other night reading my old posts as I'm apt to do when I'm bored/self absorbed/drunk- and I found THIS post and it made me laugh. not sure how to add the original pic...



for quality over the counter mascara, I recommend all ladies (and weirdo dudes?) utilize maybelline greatlash blackest black. it's nice and liquidy, to get a chunkless swash over your lashes. it will give you lashes like barbie.
did barbie have lashes? I think not.

not until she used maybelline greatlash blackest black.

and often, it is ON SALE! or at least buy one get one. and that, my friends, is important. because mascara is redonkulously expensive in my book, and when I drop $8 on CG lash exact and it's so DRY and clumpy so SOON, when compared to my steadfast, I feel like a whore.

til I come home to my sweet sweet maybelline greatlash blackest black.

bonus! the curved brush! making it easy to get into all those little scrunchy corner bastard lashes!

so smooth. it's like putting a thin paint on your lashes. wonderful.





the eye on the left is obviously more dramatic and has much more fun scoping ass from afar. this postereye of intensity will cut your soul and hypnotize your hand into your pocket, where said hand will raid the cash supply nestled deep in lint and bottle caps- just to treat this left eye to a drink!

the eye on the right is lacking that possessed quality. this eye is only here because it has to be, since it's stuck in the face. this eye is unsure of what to do next, is hesitant of direct contact with other eyes, and often wishes it were in a pirate face in order to hide behind a patch. this eye is a pussy.

treat your pussy eyes to maybelline greatlash blackest black and take over the world!

id just go to a beauty salon with some hot ass girl working at it and tell em to give your face a shape up all around the eyes .