Thread: Life Lessons

- learn to cook
[take out is handy, but shouldn't be relied on]

- learn to clean
[there is no such thing as the cleaning fairy and if you share and don't do your share you will be decapitated by the neat freak]

- learn laundry
[always seperate whites and coloureds or everything you own will be strange colours]

- be financially responsible
[candles can be romantic, but if your electricity is cut off due to non-payment they lose all appeal very quickly]

- don't flush it down the toilet

- never weigh yourself last thing at night

- you don't have to like your family

- people who use guilt to manipulate/control you aren't worth the effort

- long distance relationships rarely work

- experiment with hairstyles until you get one you like, but don't keep it forever try to update/change every couple of years

- invest in good skin care products
[your skin will thank you by allowing you to look 25 when you are 35]

- if you can't do it without drugs or alcohol then maybe you shouldn't do it

- honesty might be the best policy, but changing the subject can work surprisingly well

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rebbie @ Nov 1 2008, 11:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

- honesty might be the best policy, but changing the subject can work surprisingly well[/b]

Too fuckin right.

No man can be trusted. Ever

All women are bitter.

I love what you had to say Rebbie. I agree with everything there.

Fruity, tsk tsk!

When your girlfriend says: "I'm glad you are feeling better!"

What she means is: "I'm going to be pissed if we don't fuck tonight."

hahaha very true

- strengthen your pelvic floor muscle!
- have some self discipline and exercise!
- drinking is more fattening than you realise
- don't talk about your annual salary

Just came across 1001 rules for my unborn son , and it's worth the entire read.