These are the quotes on my facebook profile :P
'Ain't nothing like revenge for getting back at people'
'I dunno? Vengance is pretty good!'
'I hate to break it to you, but the world is a cold bleak unloving place. We can only hope to get through it the best we can'
'No doubt they are cannibals! Well, they shan't eat me without my protest!'
'It is possible to be both a cannibal and an honest man, the two are not mutually exclusive'
'Thoughts are boomerangs,
returning with precision to their source.
Choose wisely which ones you throw.'
Men are disturbed not by the things that happen,
But by their opinion of the things that happen
At any moment
I could start being a better person...
But, which moment should I choose?
The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled.
For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts
and start searching for different ways
or truer answers
Judge not the karmic path walked by another, do not envy success, or pity failure for you know not what is success or failure in the souls reckoning.
Masters are those who have only chosen love, in every instance, in every moment, in every circumstance.
You cannot create a thing - not a thought, an object, an event- no experience of any kind which is outside of God's plan. For God's plan is for you to create anything - everything, whatever you want.
Could probably create a whole thread of Family Guy quotes but this one made me laugh out loud;
Peter: I'm back from space everybody.
Lois: You got lucky Peter.
Chris: How was it dad?
Peter: Oh mind boggling Chris. Barreling around the Earth at five miles a second, watching the sunrise over the sea of Japan. It's indescribable. Plus I had plenty of time to rub one out, which in space is great, but after a while its like living in a snow globe.
Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
--Jeff Daly
Here's some of the quotes that I like:
"If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting. If you keep believing what your believing, you'll keep achieving what you're achieving."
~ The Uncommon Way by David Wolfe
"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care"
— John C. Maxwell
I know this thread is expired but. Here are some of my fav quotes:
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity" -???
"WTF = Welcome To Finland" -???
"Get off the cross, we need the wood" - Tori Amos
"Teleport me out of your design" - Casey Stratton
"If the truth of an ocean, would it fit in the pool of the human mind?" - The Corrs
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if truth were an ocean, would it fit in the pool of a human mind?
- The Corrs
WTF = Welcome To Finland
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
-Bender
"Shit happens. Character is how you react to it."
"Anybody need a blowie?
-Oscar Wilde
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. -William James
Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Victor Kiam
Fear cannot be without hope nor hope without fear.
Baruch Spinoza
"sex is just 10 minutes of squishing noises, I'd rather have a cup of tea and a good conversation" - boy george
HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAIN
CHHOOOOCHHOOO!!!
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Saint
Canadian /b/tard
I like most of A. Schopenhauer's quotes.. His pessimistic way of looking at things is outstanding..
Last edited by rauno; 04-12-2011 at 12:25 PM.
From 30 rock. Made me spew my coffee!
Liz: Hey, you don’t know the Postmaster General, do you?
Jack: I do but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. I mean, if I want to lick a hippie I’ll just return Joan Baez’s phone calls.
Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
--Jeff Daly
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