Thread: The Big Ass Joke Topic

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in heaven.

God says to them "Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven."

So the brunette started up the stairs. At the 55th stair she laughed,
and was sent abroad the train to hell.

The redhead started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to Hell.

The blonde started up and made it to the 100th stair. She paused, then began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked her why she had laughed. Still laughing she replied, "I finally got the first joke!"

This is from MexicanJumpingBeans' info:

a mom and her daughter went to the park sudenly the daughter saw two squirrels fucking... she ask her mommy wut they doing... mommy said they juss baking cake... den they went to the zoo and daughter saw two monkeys fucking... she ask wut they were doing and mommy said that they were baking cake again..... den in the morning the daughter ask her mommy if she and her daddy baked cake last night in the couch... the mommy ask her "how did u know"... daughter said "cuz i licked the icing off the sofa"

Tree Hugger


A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."

Nude Gambler


Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!

Is THAT what my boobs are for? To be played with? Lol

I think that guys want more than that...

hey youll get what we give u dam it and if we just give u boobs to play with youll sit there and play with boobs and be god dam happy about it

GOT IT?

~fresh~

Originally posted by reallyhotgirl@Aug 18 2003, 05:52 PM
Is THAT what my boobs are for? To be played with? Lol

what did you think they were for?

hear that girls? if you want a guy to do something, show him your boobs, then tell him you will let him play with them if he does something for you


trust me it will work