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  1. 09-02-2003 10:58 PM #46
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    Hehe.. funny... I get stuff like this in my Email all the time...
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  2. 09-03-2003 05:59 PM #47
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    How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

    6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

    44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again


    "Any God worth 'believing in' would surely prefer an honest agnostic to a calculating hypocrite."
    - Alan Dershowitz

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  3. 09-03-2003 06:27 PM #48
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    Make it an earth-friendly holiday!
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  4. 09-03-2003 06:27 PM #49
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    Brilliance....

    Sheer brilliance....

    Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.
    ~ H. Jackson Brown Jr.
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  5. 09-04-2003 01:21 PM #50
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    Which Type Of Woman do you like ?

    a.. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER!!

    c.. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.

    d.. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.

    e.. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!

    f.. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running!!

    g.. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but always busy when you need her.

    h.. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.

    i.. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster!!

    j.. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.

    k.. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing
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  6. 09-05-2003 01:55 AM #51
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  7. 09-05-2003 11:33 PM #52
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    Haha, I got this emailed to me and thought some of you might think they were funny...

    Here are re-election bumper stickers for Bush/Cheney:

    Bush/Cheney '04: "You're either with us or against us!"

    Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

    Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

    Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!

    Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

    Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

    Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

    Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

    Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

    Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

    Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

    Bush/Cheney: 1984

    George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

    George W. Bush: Honest as his day is long

    George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

    George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

    Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!

    Peace & Prosperity Suck -- Big-Time

    Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"

    Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts --for me!"

    Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"

    Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier.
    HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAIN

    CHHOOOOCHHOOO!!!
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  8. 09-05-2003 11:35 PM #53
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
    Bush/Cheney &#39;04: The last vote you&#39;ll ever have to cast.[/b]
    Nice. We should rename this forum the Rebbie forum. She owns it anyways.
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  9. 09-05-2003 11:42 PM #54
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    hahahaha..........My friend likes to say something along the lines of shit i forget now but it was something like "We have a dick and a bush running the country..." oh well it&#39;s funny when she says it but i forget now, but anyway! funny email thingy there.
    "Here she comes, curst and sad. Cupid is a knavish lad, thus to make poor females mad."~Puck, Midsummer Nights Dream

    "Content with Hermia! No: I do repent the tedious minutes I with her have spent. Not Hermia but Helena I love: Who will not change a raven for a dove? The will of man is by his reason sway&#39;d, and reason says you are the worthier maid"~Lysander, Midsummer Nights Dream
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  10. 09-06-2003 12:15 AM #55
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    give it a rest. im fucking sick of hearing about bush. he&#39;s not a dictator. you people....
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  11. 09-06-2003 04:57 AM #56
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    hes not a good president either
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  12. 09-06-2003 02:59 PM #57
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    Cool

    I&#39;ve seen a version of this, only a couple of the things were different:

    19. I am in shape, ROUND is a shape.lol
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  13. 09-06-2003 04:46 PM #58
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    Originally posted by personman@Sep 6 2003, 01:57 AM
    hes not a good president either
    he&#39;s doing a better job than clinton. he went overboard, but at least he did something. and did you expect him to sit around after 9-11?
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  14. 09-06-2003 05:31 PM #59
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    MWTP, Im not much of a Bush fan but I am not a Bush hater. I do not think he is doing a terrible job... not a great job though. But also, they are just jokes. There were shit like this for all presidents, fuck, I bet Bush even laughs at this. Its just part of the game!
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  15. 09-06-2003 05:39 PM #60
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    Like Jump said, I&#39;m not really pro-bush or anti-bush, I was the same with Clinton, both of them made some decisions which I did and did not agree with. As for the mud slinging about presidents, at first it did bother me, I figured even if you don&#39;t like Bush he is the president and deserves respect, but like Jump said, it&#39;s all part of the game.
    They say I need to be more in touch with my feminine side, to tell you the truth if I had a feminine side I&#39;d be touching it all the time
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