Thread: Global Warming

Sure Global warming can seem like something to dread but every cloud has it's silver lining. Let's dicuss some of the advantages we can look forward to in a warmer world.

First off, less shoveling of snow. Which will lead to less back pain and slip and fall accidents.

Also buying winter, spring, summer and fall wardrobes can become taxing on ones income. Summer year round will save you tens to hundreeds of dollars. And when your looking good with your tan and walking into 7 eleven for an evian you can rest assured that you wont pay an arm and a leg for it because the release of 3/4 of the worlds fresh water supply has made it dirt cheap.

With sea levels rising 20 feet not having enough wet lands is no longer a problem. An added bonus is all that extra water on the earth will dellute the already polluted waterways. Keeping wildlife mutations to the barely noticable.

Insects such as mosquitos can rise into higher elevations now warmed which disipates concentration at sea level, Yay. Sucks to be you Denver.

All the huge storms mean more days off work and ,"The deadliest catch "will be much more entertaining when the name of the show is changed to, "You have got to be fucking kidding me".

More to come. Keep lookin on the bright side. Add your own.

Arizona cant afford to get any hotter...[/b]

Exactly. Which will lead to all time lows for apartment rent. "The man", in Arizona will not be able to suck you dry.