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  1. 02-07-2008 12:09 AM #16
    Hayley
    i was indifferent to the heath ledger ones. the ones about the little girl were sickening.
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  2. 02-11-2008 11:26 PM #17
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fruity @ Feb 6 2008, 04:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    If you like dead celebrity songs you should check out The Eulogy Song by the Chaser[/b]
    I loved the controversy that caused here.

    The line about Stan Zemanek made me laugh, about his views being more malignant than the cancer in his brain.

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  3. 03-12-2009 04:32 PM #18
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    I hereby move to pre-emptively revive this topic, since it&#39;s inevitable after all.

    Why&#39;s it ironic that Jade Goody kind of looks like an egg? They&#39;ll both be in a box by easter.

    What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress? A shuttlecock

    Jade Goody has been cheered up by one bit of good news today; She got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.

    I got the Jade Goody calendar recently, but it only goes up to March.

    and my personal favourite:
    what will Jade Goody be doing this christmas? Baby-sitting David Cameron&#39;s son.


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  4. 03-12-2009 04:42 PM #19
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Garrett @ Mar 12 2009, 07:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    and my personal favourite:
    what will Jade Goody be doing this christmas? Baby-sitting David Cameron&#39;s son.[/b]
    That good Sir, is coming out in the pub tonight. I laughed out loud. And almost fired some sweetcorn across the room in the process.

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  5. 03-12-2009 04:49 PM #20
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    They&#39;re showing the wedding on the tv again right now, I wonder how many people will try not to laugh when Tweed says &#39;til death do us part&#39;.


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  6. 03-12-2009 04:52 PM #21
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    What&#39;s black and eats Jade Goody&#39;s pussy? Cervical Cancer.

    My mate who&#39;s at uni in Bristol told me that one, it was someone&#39;s team name in a pub quiz...
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  7. 03-12-2009 04:53 PM #22
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    hahaha nice.

    The Cameron&#39;s son one is now my facebook status.

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  8. 03-12-2009 09:34 PM #23
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    rofl this thread is quality.

    Edit: Wikied her. She really does have excellent taste in men. There must be a joke in that somewhere.
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    Tri I am dissapointed at you deleting that Facebook status.
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  10. 03-13-2009 01:28 PM #25
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    I realised there&#39;s girls I&#39;m trying to woo who might not have been too appreciative.

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  11. 06-27-2009 01:39 PM #26
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    Think Jacko did a twirl and went &#39;OW!&#39; when he had that heart attack?


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  12. 06-27-2009 01:56 PM #27
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    I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating 12 year old sausage and nine year old nuts.

    Say what you will, but he lived the American dream. Where else could a poor, black boy end up a rich, white woman?

    When Farrah Fawcett walked through the Pearly Gates, she was met by God who granted her one wish. She said "I just want all the children of the world to be safe." So God killed Michael Jackson.

    His health really took a turn for the worse after he released "Songs in A Minor."

    Farrah beat Michael to the pearly gates by a nose mainly because he didn&#39;t have one.
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    Bump for new board.
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