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    Not sure this'll be funny for anyone outside the UK. However, for the non-UK...

    Chav: A working-class youth, especially one associated with aggression, poor education, and a perceived "common" taste in clothing and lifestyle

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    Verified: not funny in America!
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    Jesus.. I know enough English people to get the joke, but I can&#39;t STAND the singer&#39;s accent.

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    your working class youth look like our rich kids and drink stella, I guess the recession must really be in
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    So long! i did laugh at the first three though! Now I&#39;ve got five sovereign rings from argos stuck in my head!!

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    It&#39;s not our fault your rich kids dress badly. Pretty bored of the term chav though, it&#39;s just been overused.
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    I never use it myself. Never needed to. It&#39;s always just been &#39;scalls&#39;. What hapenned is people down south got onto the fact there&#39;s loads of scalls and all of a sudden everyone&#39;s goin on about &#39;chavs&#39;. Wank.
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brewtality @ Dec 25 2008, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    I never use it myself. Never needed to. It&#39;s always just been &#39;scalls&#39;. What hapenned is people who aren&#39;t from Liverpool or Chester got onto the fact there&#39;s loads of scalls and all of a sudden everyone&#39;s goin on about &#39;chavs&#39;. Wank.[/b]
    Fixed. For example, people from Newcastle use &#39;charvers&#39;. Surely you&#39;re not implying a Southern conspiracy of media ownership?

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    lol.
    and five soverign rings from argos

    hahahhahaha

    its funny when ur stoned, lol
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    More of a London bias to be honest. Maybe someone wore some Burberry out in Buckinghamshire and that alerted some low-level columnists.
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    Haha. I can&#39;t believe you&#39;re actually bitter about the etymology of the word &#39;chav&#39;.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (noodles @ Dec 23 2008, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    It&#39;s not our fault your rich kids dress badly. Pretty bored of the term chav though, it&#39;s just been overused.[/b]

    No, I think it is more that our poor either wear size XX-XXXXL clothes only, pants at their ankles, and drink exclusively malt liquor or wear wife beaters without pants and drink exclusively whiskey and budwiser.

    it&#39;s pretty much redneck or black, though skin color really has no bearing on which one you are

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