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    Michael Jackson Jokes... too soon ?

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
    A: He thought it was a delivery service.

    Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
    A: Because there are twenty of them.

    More ruder ones: click here

    Are these still funny ?

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    they should melt mj's face into a slide so that little kids can still go down on him.
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    rofl..
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    Edit: Aww fuck. The one I posted was on the link.


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    I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating 12 year old sausage and nine year old nuts.

    Say what you will, but he lived the American dream. Where else could a poor, black boy end up a rich, white woman?

    When Farrah Fawcett walked through the Pearly Gates, she was met by God who granted her one wish. She said "I just want all the children of the world to be safe." So God killed Michael Jackson.

    His health really took a turn for the worse after he released "Songs in A Minor."

    Farrah beat Michael to the pearly gates by a nose mainly because he didn't have one.

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    His musical legacy is more prominent.
    "Shit happens. Character is how you react to it."

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    ...than his nose?

    agreez!

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    ...than his nose?

    agreez!

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    Well, those pedophile jokes are clearly improper since the kid who accused him of molesting said that it was all a fat lie and his father made him lie to get some money out of MJ, haven't you heard about that? This kid said that like 2 days after MJ's death.
    It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world
    "Errare humanum est" Seneca

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    Quote Originally Posted by annelizabeth View Post
    Well, those pedophile jokes are clearly improper since the kid who accused him of molesting said that it was all a fat lie and his father made him lie to get some money out of MJ, haven't you heard about that? This kid said that like 2 days after MJ's death.
    Source?
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    Well, you can read it for example here, Jordan Chandler “I Lied for my father, i’m sorry Michael” | Fresh News but if you don't trust this site, then google his name, Jordan Chandler, and you'll get plenty of sources
    It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world
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    Not concrete, but interesting.
    If they all come out as false accusations, what else to the haters have?
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    if he did admit to lying, would he have to pay back the money to the estate?
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    Hey Esterno, once you're done fitting Mike's entire penis in your mouth, maybe you can explain why he settled out of court in multiple cases if he was innocent?

    I like how you say his music legacy is more prominent. I hope if you have a kid, he gets raped and then I can say that whoever did it's whatever they do is more prominent than his reputation of sticking it to your kid.

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    mj and peter pan had a fight in neverland that explains the missing nose and why he never wanted to go back never never never never ever... scared him shitless
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