Thread: which one?

so, i was reading a few theads and about how some people are looking for things to do when there bored.. reminded me of a game i game I play sometimes with my friends where you pick two thing that you have to do one or the other..

examples:

would u rather eat 3 month old eggs or a pigs toe jam..?

would u rather sleep with cat women or mrs fantastic..?

and so on.

to start I'll open up with

would u rather be a 3000 pound fat man that cant wipe his own ass or a 3000 pound women that doesnt remember where the remote went?

would u rather be a 3000 pound fat man that cant wipe his own ass or a 3000 pound women that doesnt remember where the remote went?


both equally gross would be the man cuz i dont think any 3000 lb person can wipe regardless

unlimited ramen in one flavor or one large pizza for 1 week

unlimited ramen in one flavor or one large pizza for 1 week

one large pizza for a week atleast u can eat pizza for breakfast.


would u rather be drunk and get layed or be high and get layed.

The ramen all the way. That shit kicks ass... am I allowed soy sauce?

We play a game like this at work, but all we ever use are gross people that we work with and you have to pick the one you'd have sex with. We even throw in things like, "Thomas after 3 days of camping with no shower or Melissa fresh out of the shower and only from behind?"

Damn people fucking up the rotation

Sorry, Greaser....

Originally Posted by Gutter

would u rather be drunk and get layed or be high and get layed.

I've never been high, so I'm going to go with be drunk and get sexed. I seem to enjoy sexx while drunk.

Would you rather eat your significant others' toenails or peeled skin after a sunburn?

Would you rather that you burped every time you exhaled, had no fingers and shat out of your mouth,

or...

that tomorrow you woke up with your ideal partner on a desert island with nothing to worry about other than having copious amounts of amazing sex?

Would you rather eat your significant others' toenails or peeled skin after a sunburn? hmm sunburn atleast that stuff is cooked.


Would you rather that you burped every time you exhaled, had no fingers and shat out of your mouth,

or...

that tomorrow you woke up with your ideal partner on a desert island with nothing to worry about other than having copious amounts of amazing sex? real hard one here i go with the sex as long as i wasnt a prayin(abc) mantis.


would you rather be bill clinton or hiliary clinton?

surely even being a praying mantis and being killed after sex has got to be better than shitting out of your mouth.

I'd rather be Bill. He seems to be living the liiife and has no stress anymore.

Would you rather be 10 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

You're supposed to answer the one above you.

This is not a difficult game.

High and get laid!! Oh my god all I can remember is bad drunk sex and AMAZING high sex.

Oh wow I dont smoke anymore thats the one thing I'll miss haha.