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Reply With Quotedeal, go take your cholesterol meds and remember to use the just for men shampoo I got ya
Lothar knows what he's doing, he gets his penis, his face, and 2 fingers into his balloon, I mean condom ... that bitch comes in like 7.2 seconds<div class='quotemain'>
If you were born after 1990, it's safe to say that Lothar is probably your father.
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Well tell your mom to stop talkin' dirty in my ear I can't last as long when she's being that filthy.
ZING!
P.S. Go clean your room.
Originally Posted by emsgrl
deal, go take your cholesterol meds and remember to use the just for men shampoo I got ya
2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
california -
I felt the same way even though I had pain when we first did it. I was seriously like... so... what now? And we went and watched tv. Eveyone who has replied so far has got it right though. Well, everyone who replied on topic anyways. It sounds to me like you guys were trying to make it a blockbuster event (you know, like in the movies) by jumping to all the different positions right away. And when you think about it, say 10 positions over 2 hours isn't much time on any one. So you didn't really get the whole benefit of completely exploring one position before moving onto the next. I mean, obviously if something wasn't working for you you want to switch but yea... thats my 2 cents on that...
and you did it while his dad was home???!!! eesh, I would have been totally distracted by the fact that we could get walked in on at any moment.
EDIT: about the condoms, definately get it sorted out because if it's too tight it can "ride up" and then you could have little california's running around. Also, that could definately be part of why you couldn't really feel him, because he wasn't 100% hard.
For me, this is what happens when sex is made into such a huge deal by everybody. Man, sex is awesome and it's crazily amazing, but there's too much emphasis put on people's first times. They go into it thinking that somehow, their lives are going to be completely different and suddenly everything is going to be rosy. Turning sex into something out of a fairytale is getting people's expectations up too high and it's making people dissapointed in sex....which sucks.
The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler
Wow, if you didn't have a couple hundred posts, I'd call you a troll.
I agree with the above poster, there is too much emphasis on the first time. Sex is more forbidden in our society than it ever has been in the history of man.
I'm glad your first time went well, it only gets better from here.
Four rules of dating:
1. Avoid Lies.
2. Never Cheat.
3. Never go back.
4.No woman's worth crawling on the earth, so walk like a man my son.
-Frankie Valli
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Wow, if you didn't have a couple hundred posts, I'd call you a troll.
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Yeay Doc, why?
NATIONALISM FOR EVERYBODY!
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>- BanksyImagine a city where graffiti wasn't illegal, a city where everybody could draw wgerever they liked. Where every street was awash with a million colours and little phrases. Where standing at a bus stop was never boring. A city that felt like a living breathing thing which belonged to everybody, not just the estate agents and barons of big business. Imagine a city like that and stop leaning against the wall - its wet.
Thanks Guys for all your replys so far. Allot of you guys are saying it was a mistake for making it a big deal and I knew it was a mistake walking into it but It's just kind of who I am-I have to make things special if I have any control over them so ohwell, it was special, I don't regret anything I did(except for the billions of positions sheesh haha) but it was just the intercorse itself that was surprising/dissapointing. So after a day of rest we tried another go. He got new condoms that fit him allot better which was good. I rode him on the floor and...for the first time in my life I orgasmed by him!!so that was pretty awesome. He came too eventually but had a little bit of difficulty. From there we've had sex for about four other times now and it's been pretty great for me but he's not doing too hot. I think the first time siked him out because he still has a little trouble keeping an erection and cumming. He just gets so dissapointed and frusterated with himself-poor baby. I'm just worried that he's going to get a mental block and have an incredibly hard time overcomming...not comming. Anyone have any tips for him..oy this stuff is difficult.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return...
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