You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.
So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.
Bloodhound Gang - Kiss me where it smells funny.
Get the fuck off my board you bitch.
i suggest taking a shower together before you do it. i mean, what time of the day was it? was it at night, when she'd showered that morning, after a hot day? if you were like "omg lets makeout in the shower" (and i recommend it, it's really good) and you could finger her a bit in the shower, and kind of 'wash' her a bit, haha. then you take her out, slam her on the bed and lick her clean pussy!
she's not that kind of a girl, booger!
Homie you don't wanna eat that right after she's douched, cuz then you get the chemicals in your mouth and that ish.
Usually if the smell is bad, i just have my tongue angled slightly down and barely inside of her, just enough to mess with the clit, and that way my face isn't completely all up in it. After a while even if it's bad, you get used to it.
I'm back BITCHES.
Just perform really terribly down there. Lick around lazily and poke around with no sense of rhythm. She'll be able to tell that it isn't going anywhere and then it's on to something else. Eventually, there will be no expectation for trips downtown. Fingers and dick will be the tools of your trade.
Problem solved.
Do it again, if its still bad you gotta tell her or you'll be screwed for the rest of your relationship! >.<
Suck a cock. It smells and tastes better.
we're probably gonna be going at it tonight so i'll keep u guys posted on what takes place...
Before we get together i'm gonna tell her that i'm gonna shower and get all clean and smelling nice for her, and i'll tell her to do the same. hopefully she'll take a hint.
Personally, I would MUCH rather my boyfriend say, "Whoa.. Blue.. sort yourself out. I love you and your pussy but there's something wrong tonight...", rather than give it to me all sneakyI would be so much more embarassed that not only did I smell, but he didn't even have the balls to tell it to me straight.
I really can't be doing with all this "Break it to her gently" sort of crap. Ok, maybe it's not crap to some people, but it humiliates me so much more. I don't want hints, I want someone to tell me exactly how it is.
why not go shopping with her? When you buy condoms, go to the feminine hygene section. They're close.....................
Bring lemons. Once you get down there squirt a bit. and POW lemony fresh and tastin good.
ok so this girl doesn't have an STD, it would almost be impossible since she has only had sex like once in her life with a virgin for like 3 mintutes. And shes totally waxed and bare down there. (like i said, a very nice pussy). Hopefully she was just caught off guard which is why she smelled that night. i dunno. But she for sure has no STD and shes all clean and stuff down there and they felt like cotton panties.
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She can have every STD out there just having sex once..
It doesn't matter how many times she has sex.. She doesn't even have to have sex to get an STD.
"3 minutes" - That really doesn't matter either.. You can have sex for 1 second and still get an STD. C'mon now.
"With a virgin." - Nobody really knows if anyone else is a virgin or not.. Only themselves.
Edit:
Don't forget she can also be born with STD's..
Eh, sti could be a possibility, but I`m gonna go out on a limb here and say you don`t sound very experienced. Yep, pussy smells like pussy. Suck it up and get used to it. After a bit, your brain will start to equate the smell of pussy with the idea that you are about to have sex.
Unless of course, you start in about how she needs to learn some hygiene skills. Most women get really really insulted, and they tend to NOT put out when you piss them off. Inviting her to shower with you is about all I would advise. Do anything else under peril of going home early.
Ayuh, not dead yet. Might change that with an S1000RR though
Have her piss in your mouth. ..all smelly and stinky..now that's kinky.
Sometimes girls get a bacterial infection, usually caused by having sex but not always, its not an std but it causes a bacterial imbalance in their vagina and it can smell. My ex had the best smelling vag in the world, but she got that infection once and it was painfully obvious becuase it started to smell like tuna. After I kissed her after I ate her out she was like "what the FUCK is that smell" and then she went to the doctor and took antibiotics, and it went away. Try eating her out and then kiss her righ tafter, so she has to smell it. Might make her think of getting it checked otu, without you haveing to say a thing.
hahaBring lemons. Once you get down there squirt a bit. and POW lemony fresh and tastin good.
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A female knows when things aren't right down below. We've got noses. She just wasn't prepared cause she wasn't expecting you to go down on her.
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