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    Ok so the other night i tried eating out my girl for the first time the other night (my first time ever). First she went down on me so i wanted to return the favor.

    Well this sounds lame, but i've watched porn before and i always thought that if the oppurtunity arose that i would be able to eat a girl out and that i would probably even like it. This girl has a beautiful pussy, its perfect. But when i got down there, well, lets jsut say it wasn't cinnamon sticks and rose petals. I can't really describe what it smelled like, as it smelled like nothing else i've ever really dealt with before. I wouldn't go as far to describe it as a foul smell, but it definately wasn't pleasant. And since smell has a direct influence on taste, the whole experience for me wasn't all that great. Dont get me wrong, i sucked it up and still did it, but damn...

    So i guess i'm wondering if my girl's pussy is just normal, and all pussies smell bad, or if my girlfried just has a stinky pussy. Perhaps she was or just got over her period? Could that have an effect on anyhting? I imagine it would, but at the same time i'm not about to walk up to her and be like, "so, is your pussy always this smelly? or just once a month?"

    So, stupid-boy, what are your thoughts on this. I'm sure this is a topic that has been covered in length in the past, but the search function didn't give me the answers i was looking for. Would you guys still go down on her? I know she'll want me to and it only seems fair. Would a douche help her?

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    Would a douche help her? [/b]
    No, a douche would complain about the smell of her vagina.
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    Ask her to wash first. That or how about you take a shower together and wash eachother. That way your both clean and smell good hopefully as well as some good foreplay

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    Ask her to wash first. That or how about you take a shower together and wash eachother. That way your both clean and smell good hopefully as well as some good foreplay
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    hmm so a wash would help? But how do i go about asking her to do that without really implying anything bad? Liek how shold i say it? "hey sweetie, why don't you do us both a favor and wash your vagina"

    I dunno.

    But when we did go down on each other, it wasn't anythign planned. Like i really wasnt expecting to go that far with her and she probably wasnt either. So maybe next time, she'll just take some initiative and wash herself ebfore hand. Maybe i'm worried about nothing.

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    Maybe she has a STD?

    Actually, I think smells depend on how they wash and the person even. My ex had a stinky gina, and she washed all the time. My girl now has a beautiful one that doesn't smell or taste bad at all.

    Also, if she is hairy... tell her to shave. Hair retains odour.

    With my feet upon the ground I lose myself between the sounds and open wide to suck it in, I feel it move across my skin......

    "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"....."Because you touch yourself at night."

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    I was going to mention an STD, too. If it's so rank that it's overwhelming...then yeah...she could have the clap or something. She might want to get that checked out. Her underwear could also be causing it to stink. Like if she wears nylon or just a fabric that isn't cotton...and then she moves around and stuff...that could be making her stinky. Oh! And like JayJ said...if she has a huge bush down there...that could also be the culprit. I dunno, there's really no nice way of telling a girl she has a crusty crotch. You could either flat out tell her she stinks or you could take a shower with her before going down.

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    Just don't go down on her again.

    If she cares that much, she'll do one of two things:

    a) Realise that her snatch is minging, and wash it.

    b) Ask why you're not going down on her, in which case you can feel free to let rip.

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    <div class='quotemain'> Would a douche help her? [/b]
    No, a douche would complain about the smell of her vagina.
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    ok so this girl doesn&#39;t have an STD, it would almost be impossible since she has only had sex like once in her life with a virgin for like 3 mintutes. And shes totally waxed and bare down there. (like i said, a very nice pussy). Hopefully she was just caught off guard which is why she smelled that night. i dunno. But she for sure has no STD and shes all clean and stuff down there and they felt like cotton panties.

    But maybe its just me? Maybe it doesnt even "stink" it just smells normal. i wouldn&#39;t know... What is it supposed to smell like? Do some pussies not smell at all? do some actually smell nice? i have no idea. i&#39;m a noob!!

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    I was gonna mention the same thing.. Maybe you just didn&#39;t expect what it would smell like being you&#39;re new to it and all. But they do have these little clothes that trogan makes for woman .. they are cleansing clothes and I think Eve makes some too.. and just before ya&#39;ll have sex she&#39;s supposed to use one... but also.. another thing you could try if she still doesn&#39;t smell/taste as pleasant... they make those ointments that have taste and smell.. like banana and straweberry and so on.. I don&#39;t know what they really taste like but they like heat up and stuff to make the oral better.. you might try something like that and see if it cuts on the taste or smell...

    But also I mean if ya&#39;ll have been together long enough and ya&#39;ll can talk comfortably... just start a convo not so much about her.. but maybe a broad questions.. and be like "do all girls smell the same?" even tho you probably know that answer.. 1. it will make her feel good cause she&#39;s helping you.. and 2. You can make it boil down to hers.. just be like well i really didn&#39;t expect it to smell like what it does.. and then she&#39;ll be like "well does mine stink" and of course tell her no... and assure her it doesn&#39;t.. and if she&#39;s like any normal girl.. it will stick in her mind that you asked that.. and she&#39;ll wash it!

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    actually we usually are able to talk about pretty much ANYTHING, but she knows me way too well and if i were to bring it up she would get so ebarrassed and i would feel bad. This isn&#39;t just some girl i met and i want to have sex with her, this girl is my sweetheart... I really want to approach this right. And if she does have a stinky pussy then i guess i&#39;ll just deal with it. The rest of her is flawless.

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    actually we usually are able to talk about pretty much ANYTHING, but she knows me way too well and if i were to bring it up she would get so ebarrassed and i would feel bad. This isn&#39;t just some girl i met and i want to have sex with her, this girl is my sweetheart... I really want to approach this right. And if she does have a stinky pussy then i guess i&#39;ll just deal with it. The rest of her is flawless.
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    i wouldnt be pissed off, but i would probably get somewhat embarrassed. I hope she would tell me though if i did, but i know she would never do that.

    bleh

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    i wouldnt be pissed off, but i would probably get somewhat embarrassed. I hope she would tell me though if i did, but i know she would never do that.

    bleh
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