So my hands go numb. Sometimes it gets so bad I can't really concentrate and I have to slow it down. Then it's just a tingley sensation. And if it's a particularly strong orgasm, then my hands tingle forever and I'm pretty much half-retarded for awhile.
And I always want to 1) smoke afterward, or 2) eat. Eating pretty much always sounds flawless.
Just curious if others (mostly women) have weird things happen when they orgasm, or if its common.
"The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy."
-Alfred North Whitehead
"Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
My legs vibrate for like an hour after a really good one. Sometimes I can't hear afterwards, just static noise. And I get really dizzy after a particularly strong one.
Then I pee, smoke, drink and possibly eat, depending on whether or not I'm going to bed.
I love all the things that we should fear, and Im not afraid of being here....
Take your records, take your freedom, take your memories I dont need 'em
Bandwagon
Sperm comes out of my penis.
"heroin - works every time!"
- Rebbie, Australian Prostitute
Sometimes my left leg will go a little numb.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
Awards:
mmm ice cream is the best post-o-g. that was THE routine with my first... we'd go to dairy dream and get a cookie dough blizzard.
my legs shake and I feel light headed. and I want a cig and water. and then I want to sleep. sometimes I don't want to be touched.
SOMEtimes, I half orgasm, it's weird. like, it'll happen where I'll get intense spasming in my kitty... and then it'll stop abruptly and I feel like I need to keep fucking... like I need the spasming to slow down and go downhill in order to be eased.
if that makes sense.
oh man I saw this clip on youporn I think, where this girl's a squirter, and she's been building it up alll day, and she's in a weight room I think, with like 12 other people and these guys are filming her masturbating, and when she comes, it shoots ALL over everybody... like 20', on one guy's camera and hat.. and everyone starts laughing and 'omg'ing.... has anyone seen that?? it's CRAZY.
'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec
I growl.
Originally Posted by emsgrl
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Saint @ Nov 16 2007, 08:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>We were seperated at birth!Sperm comes out of my penis.[/b]
I get a chill that runs up my spine and I shiver a little bit, but thats about it. You people that have weird shit happen to you are crazy.
2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
My ears clog and ring after mine. And if I stand up right away I have a brief blackout. But usually I just go right to sleep. Good stuff.
I usually get a head rush, sometimes a headache no good, and I also can't stand up right away cos my legs go wobbly for a minute. Thats bout it.
Haha Sprank that vids been around for ages :P
Sometimes I get a headache, when I'm dehydrated I think, but generally muscle cramps in my calf muscles, numb toes, pounding head, ear ringing, dizzyness, and fullon motor skill impairment. Oh and heightened skin sensation, post back tickle, fuck yeah...
Oh shit the orgasm's good too haha. Increasingly awesome tingles until it just can't get any better! And then its over..and then you do it again!
...and then its over
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
Anyone seen those 'Ahhhhh Bisto' (sp?) adverts from the uk?
Cut the Bisto out and replace with satisfaction.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Saint @ Oct 9 2008, 05:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>You can probably set her straight with a GOOD HOT DICKING.
Im pretty mad... i squirt but get no feeling.... not happy... whats up with that? although i amnever having sex again until i am married.
Theres more to life than being really really ridiculously goodlooking?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Saint @ Nov 16 2007, 06:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>The same happens over here! Wow! We could be brothers or something.... >.<Sperm comes out of my penis.[/b]
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Alto
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AngelicalAxe @ Nov 19 2007, 04:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>I had an ex girlfriend that squirted. What the fuck is that about? I always just thought that I just made her that super horny and was proud of myself, and it turned me on more when we had sex.Im pretty mad... i squirt but get no feeling.... not happy... whats up with that? although i amnever having sex again until i am married.[/b]
Shit Happens When You Party Naked
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tovlakas @ Jan 11 2006, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>my ex had never given a bj before and was saying she was afraid to also, so we just got helza drunk one night and then walaa she did it. try that.
Usually I just feel pretty tired after. Pee, beer, smoke, food, bed. Except for these damn head aches I've been having lately. Ruining my life.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Aug 10 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Vaginas are always wet and always on the way to or on the way from excreting something.
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