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Reply With Quotewhy you gotta be discreet about it you should squeak to your ends delight and maybe after a while the roomie will just let you have an unsqueakable bed,
or you can use wd40 or ducttape you can almost fix anything with those 2 haha
Ok, so I kinda got stuck with the shit end of the stick at the house I'm living in right now (with 2 other girls). That's right, I got the squeaky bed. I can't sit on it without like the whole house knowing. And, sometimes my bf comes over and sometimes I may want to have sex with him. I'm not saying that I like scream it out to the other girls or anything. We wait till they are either really occupied and being loud or like in bed. But I still get nervous about them hearing. Is there something I could do to the bed to make it stop squeaking? Or should we just do it on the floor? lol
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why you gotta be discreet about it you should squeak to your ends delight and maybe after a while the roomie will just let you have an unsqueakable bed,
or you can use wd40 or ducttape you can almost fix anything with those 2 haha
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
Floor. Rugburns are fucking sexy.
"Hic puer est stultissimus omnium."
lmao, i totally have had squeaky beds since i can remember.
my solution to discreet sex?
floor
also see: couch
also see: counters
also see: big poofy chairs
PS- bean bag chairs... oddly fun
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Have sex in your roommates' rooms. Serves them right for screwing you over.
1:36 AM [Jet] what size feet does she have?
1:36 AM [Jet] stop me if i'm getting weird
I have a giant sleigh bed that weighs a ton, and it still makes noise when I'm crammin the ham to it.
Solution: Take the mattress off of the box springs and put it on the floor.
If your guy is too weak to do that, then you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway.
Originally Posted by emsgrl
LMAO.... my roommate and I have this discussion like once a week. He is always pissed off about his squeaky bed. Apparently I didn't check which one squeaks and doesn't when i picked mine.
I'd say just let it fly. Who cares? You're a grown woman you should be proud of the fact that you're getting some sex. You should even make it as loud as possible to make your other roommates jealous and lead them on to thinking you're having the best sex of your life every night.
Shit Happens When You Party Naked
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tovlakas @ Jan 11 2006, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>my ex had never given a bj before and was saying she was afraid to also, so we just got helza drunk one night and then walaa she did it. try that.
My bed is extremely squeaky. I always have like three people coming and asking me how it was the night before because my bed is so fucking loud.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Aug 10 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Vaginas are always wet and always on the way to or on the way from excreting something.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (knox @ Nov 20 2007, 04:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>and don't forget to put the used condom under one of your roommates'es pillows!Have sex in your roommates' rooms. Serves them right for screwing you over.[/b]
yer baby!
You should have sex against the wall that borders yours and your roommate's rooms.
"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Viking @ Nov 19 2007, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>I used to get puss covered grazes and my tee-shirt would like stick to it for the next day or two... not advisable!Floor. Rugburns are fucking sexy.[/b]
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