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Well, the movie inspired me, and I'm gonna try it. Been whackin it since age 12 sometimes twice a day without much more than a few days interruption. Just want to see if I can do it (and maybe the hair on my palms will finally stop growing). I started four days ago, and am already waking up several times a night with raging boners. This ought to be interesting.
Anyway, if you're just as twisted as me and would like to join in on the senseless self abuse, post your in/out dates. I'll post the morbid details occasionally as time progresses...
Won't last the week.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Saint @ Oct 9 2008, 05:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>You can probably set her straight with a GOOD HOT DICKING.
good luck kid
and welcome back been a long time since your last post
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
Well you're helping, Greaser. <_<
"I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up." - Miranda
"Perhaps before we point out the specks in our Muslim brothers' eyes, we should work on removing the planks from our own." -Mr. Midway Boston, otherwise known as The Notorious J.O.N.
TheMadCatter @ Jun 23 2008, 06:36 PM:Get the fuck off my board you bitch.
Youll start blowing loads on yourself while you sleep after a week or so...
2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
Laetitia Casta is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Originally Posted by emsgrl
Good luck mate. Much respect if you manage it, but the odds are against you.
Fuck the pigs in my city, they can burn in hell. I'll kill a hundred fuckin hootahs before they take me to jail!
Yeah, I've tried several times before without success, but am hoping writing about it will help motivate me. I think I've lasted quite a while so far, so I'm happy. As I write this, I am on the tail end of a ~2 hour hard on that just won't quit. Just being in bed means I'll have one for sure cuz I'm definitely at the peak of withdrawal. But, I saw on the internet that it is supposed to get easier after 10 days, so I'll just wait it out the best I can.
Worst part of it is the fact that I'll be awake at 5am, and can't go to sleep again with the relentless urge to thrust at anything and everything. Been doing a few pushups to try to take the edge off...
Hahah awesome, but then how the fuck do you take the edge off of a boner doiing push up? Prolly better off takimg a cold shower or some shit
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
This must be a lot harder for guys than chicks.
Ive gone many, many months without sex or even the thought of masterbating.
maybe its just me?
No. It's not just you. I'm the same way. I think it is a little easier for girls than guys... something about biology. HA HA!!! I could be wrong though.
"I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up." - Miranda
"Perhaps before we point out the specks in our Muslim brothers' eyes, we should work on removing the planks from our own." -Mr. Midway Boston, otherwise known as The Notorious J.O.N.
TheMadCatter @ Jun 23 2008, 06:36 PM:Get the fuck off my board you bitch.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Greaser @ Nov 30 2007, 08:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>intensive exercise will lower his test levels for a hot second, allowing him to take the edge off...Hahah awesome, but then how the fuck do you take the edge off of a boner doiing push up? Prolly better off takimg a cold shower or some shit[/b]
the downside being that when he recovers from the exercise his test levels will shoot through the roof.
"While most men are constantly trying to work as hard as they can in order to add a little more mass to their bodies, the majority of women seem to believe that they have been blessed with the most extraordinary genetics ever and that they will blow up once they touch a weight."
Res Ipsa Loquitur
Dude, I heard that if you make it over 60 days, when you finally release your load, it will blow a hole thru the ceiling!
"Shit happens. Character is how you react to it."
I could probably do this, but honestly, why would anybody want to? Sex is way better. This 40 days and nights thing is like being interested in watching Grey's Anatomy or having root canals for fun.
"Hic puer est stultissimus omnium."
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Viking @ Nov 30 2007, 07:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>I could probably do this, but honestly, why would anybody want to? Sex is way better. This 40 days and nights thing is like being interested in watching Grey's Anatomy or having root canals for fun.[/b]
Mostly because I've never done it before. If esternogligen is right, the end result sounds pretty entertaining:
"Dude, I heard that if you make it over 60 days, when you finally release your load, it will blow a hole thru the ceiling!"
...and all the callouses will finally fall off my dick!
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