okay, so now I really need to marry you...
(yes serious)
It was our first time for both of us. We were both expecting something a lil different. I thought it would be bloody sore ... Anyway, we did it in the shower & just used my natural juices as lube. When i got over the 'omg he's up my ass!' i really started to enjoy it. It happened on sat and since then we did it again on xmas night & last night. I'll always remember what he said to me after the first time 'i thought it would be messy but you have a nice clean rectum' ha ha! But i always do my bit beforehand.
okay, so now I really need to marry you...
(yes serious)
"While most men are constantly trying to work as hard as they can in order to add a little more mass to their bodies, the majority of women seem to believe that they have been blessed with the most extraordinary genetics ever and that they will blow up once they touch a weight."
Res Ipsa Loquitur
HAHAHA. YOUR BUTT DOESN'T HAVE JUICES.
Had to tell you that. Had you not have been in the shower, you would have a very sore butt.
Congratulations on trying it though, but how a female can enjoy it I'll never know. Last I checked I didn't have a prostate leaning against my bowel.
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
Syco you knob, i was talking about the juices from my vagina! We used that. The second time we did it, it was in my room. We were doing normal doggy style but then he started teasing me with his fingers and next thing i grabbed a condom and ky gel out of my box of tampons and we were off.
One things puzzles me is you say your arsehole has luben syco pointed that out which is false and make sure your man doesn't stick his shit dick in your pussy heard some gross infection stories about that, fecal matter in your punani is obviously no bueno, but yeah porking a broad in the poophole is fun been there done that beleedat
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
I said we used my natural juices aka vagina juices. I never said anything about ass juices since i KNOW it doesn't have any & i think i would have realised that because going in dry would be mother sore. I just didn't think i would have to be so specific when i was talking about natural juices aka vagina juices. greaser we go from pussy to ass but never ass to pussy. If anyone knows about nasty shit living in shit it would be him since he looks at shit under a microscope on a daily basis, part of his job.
P.S. Please tell me someone knew what i was talking about when i said natural juices.
Oh and syco water does not count as a lube. Trust me it doesn't make things easier when sliding in cuz just washes away the vagina juices that we used around his penis and my butt. Anyway we just bought a bottle of lube. :-)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bloody Tasty @ Dec 28 2007, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Hahahahaha. Hahaahahaha!!! Oh my god. I am laughing so hard right now. That was brilliant. Comedic genius. Impeccable time delivery and perfect tone...I'm not being sarcastic...Syco you knob, i was talking about the juices from my vagina![/b]
In other news I'm a bit drunk right now.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>There should be a natural lube donation agency. That supplies manwhores. They turn you on, scrape your slippery pussy, and repeat. Double repeat, if you're a squirter.Oh and syco water does not count as a lube. Trust me it doesn't make things easier when sliding in cuz just washes away the vagina juices that we used around his penis and my butt. Anyway we just bought a bottle of lube. :-)[/b]
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
Well i'm glad my anal talk also gave lots of pleasure. Anyhoo, i'm no squirter but i produce a lot of juice. Its actually a real downer sometimes...so i def take part in donating some juice.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lothar @ Dec 28 2007, 07:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>you never go ass to mouth...What about ass to mouth?[/b]
j/k...
"While most men are constantly trying to work as hard as they can in order to add a little more mass to their bodies, the majority of women seem to believe that they have been blessed with the most extraordinary genetics ever and that they will blow up once they touch a weight."
Res Ipsa Loquitur
I'm not THAT hungry when i'm sexin, so no thanks to that.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bloody Tasty @ Dec 28 2007, 04:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>I knew!P.S. Please tell me someone knew what i was talking about when i said natural juices.[/b]
So, am I the only one convinced that anal sex will cause someone to need diapers when they're old? I can't do it out of fear. I don't want to wear diapers.![]()
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Thank you Aimee. Glad someone knew what i ment. Anyway, my only fear was what would happen if i needed a loo and it would be too painful to go. Anyway not sore at all.
Haha, I knew what you meant, too. :P
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