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Reply With QuoteWell you already root your dog when It's on heat Tim what the fuck more could you possibly want?
What do you do? Lately I've been into this vision where I wear a dress and make up and the chick hits me with one of those play riding whips like I'm a bad horse, but then I rebel and tackle her and fuck her and sodomize her and shit and then when we are all sweaty and my mascara is running I cum all over her face.
Or looking at the Slip It In album cover I thinkI'd kind of like to finger a girl in a nun costume while a chick or dude in a gimp suit all zipped up gives my oral sex. Preferably the nungirl is reading the bible at the time.
While I'm not remotly gay, but I think it would be cool to have a guy lick my stomache while I'm in a girl.
That will be cool like, a few times, but like, what other ideas do you guys get into?
Inspirational quote on individuality #223: "Lately everyone I know/ has been shittin' all over me/ Hey you, and all of my good friends/ They disowned my fucking friends and me/ I guess it's because/ I gotta go off in my little own direction/ But fuck 'em all. I'll never follow./ They can suck on my erection." - Mr. GG Allin
Well you already root your dog when It's on heat Tim what the fuck more could you possibly want?
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Feb 14 2008, 03:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Root? You're doing it again you crazy Aussie.Well you already root your dog when It's on heat Tim what the fuck more could you possibly want?[/b]
Inspirational quote on individuality #223: "Lately everyone I know/ has been shittin' all over me/ Hey you, and all of my good friends/ They disowned my fucking friends and me/ I guess it's because/ I gotta go off in my little own direction/ But fuck 'em all. I'll never follow./ They can suck on my erection." - Mr. GG Allin
Go for some plastic surgery and get a vagina put on your belly. That'd be cool man.
The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tim @ Feb 15 2008, 04:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Feb 14 2008, 03:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Root? You're doing it again you crazy Aussie.Well you already root your dog when It's on heat Tim what the fuck more could you possibly want?[/b]
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Hahaha change the subject why don't you.
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
I have to say-... that is the most fucked up thing I have EVER in my ENTIRE life EVER EVER heard... Thankyou Tim, for scaring my mortal soul.
On the other hand, I can see your point that sex gets boring after awhile with the same person over and over again. My wife and I make it interesting by going to the local porn shop and buying toys, games, and movies and doing them or doing it while doing/watching them. I keep it pretty much boring, but it lights my candle. lol.
I've always had a think for outdoors and in public areas. I'm somewhat of an exhibitionist, and my wife is as well. She's just never brave enough to venture out of the house, office, or occasional museum.
"A woman needs to be told that you would sacrifice anything for her. A man needs to be told he is being useful. When the man or woman strays from that formula, the other loses trust. When trust is lost, communication falls apart." -Scott Adams, God's Debris: A Thought Experament, p. 112.
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Your "mortal soul?" In that case you where already going to hell you dirty dirty simonist.
Inspirational quote on individuality #223: "Lately everyone I know/ has been shittin' all over me/ Hey you, and all of my good friends/ They disowned my fucking friends and me/ I guess it's because/ I gotta go off in my little own direction/ But fuck 'em all. I'll never follow./ They can suck on my erection." - Mr. GG Allin
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