Right so there's this bitch lets call her Michelle yeah well she's been shagging my best mate cos I had a car crash and wasnt with it for ages and me and Michelle were together before the car crash right but my best mate was with this other girl until he thought she was fucking some scottish dude can I shag my best mate's ex? Some of my boys are all nah thats wrong but I dont care man I just want to get even.
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no you can't shag your best mate's ex...mainly because of erectile dysfunction :P
what you've gotta do is go on some university open day but instead of looking around the uni and going to any interviews you should randomly follow a mysterious (but pretty hot) girl all over the campus causing general "trouble" of an entertaining variety before getting a tattoo and regaining your "mojo" with the mysterious girl above
"Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy, welcome to the real world!"
Whatever man those type of mysterios girls dont exist at all fuck them i wanna fuck and whats erectile dysfunction?
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Awards:
limp dick, holmes.
'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec
Fucking what? Can I fuck this girl or not?
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DudleyS @ Mar 26 2008, 11:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>No, you have to shag her.Fucking what? Can I fuck this girl or not?[/b]
Erectile dysfunction is when your penis is too small and weak to stand up on it's own, and you need mini popcycle sticks to hold it up. Seriously, look it up.
"God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex." Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions.
"You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear, too..." -Office Space
Awards: hm interesting. i heard toothpicks work best for teh lil limpies. but you aint fuckin shit with a bitty tato choad buuuuddy!
'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec
You know what fuck this shit my dick's all huge if i didnt get shit for it id send you all a pic to gag on.
hahaha made you look.
And you need to stop calling people "bitches".
I realize that it can be a powerful word in certain situations, but you've overused it to the extreme.
She is not "some bitch" she is some smart bitch who will probably not go within twenty miles of your dumb ass.
And you wont get laid walking around calling girls "some bitch". What the fuck is wrong with you? Word of advice, we don't like that. It's not sexy, it doesn't turn us on and make us wildly horny and hot for Dudley.
"God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex." Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions.
"You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear, too..." -Office Space
Bitch youve got a kid trust bitch is a nice word for hos like you haha
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Stop playing around on the internet and get back to your school work, shrimp dick.
= not you
"Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy, welcome to the real world!"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DudleyS @ Mar 26 2008, 11:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>And you are still a child. You may be above the age of eighteen, though I don't really think you are, but mentally you have a lot of growing up to do. Like your title says, you're still learning, and you probably will be learning for quite some time.Bitch youve got a kid trust bitch is a nice word for hos like you haha[/b]
And my fucking six year old daughter knows how to write with better grammer than your stupid ass.
Trust, bitch. Thats why you aren't getting fucked, and your friends are getting the girls you want. And they probably laugh about how little your dick is and how fucking stupid you sound when you try to talk tough. And they laugh and laugh and say, "Oh Dudders, he's such a fucking loser, why would anyone want to fuck his whiny, little bitch ass."
Fuck yourself... at least you'll get off. Maybe. You probably don't even know how to do that right.
"God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex." Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions.
"You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear, too..." -Office Space
Damn girl you got the painters in hahaha listen. I get pussy where i want but im asking you all out of respect for my best friend and you think im stupid well shit at least i know how to use a condom hahahaha
hahaha made you look.
Awards: lol oooh shit aphro u dun got told!
lol@ "respect"
twerp.
'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec
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