Can not quite figure it out. Really, the standing variations on sex are not that comfortable. Maybe it`s that drum roll tension of trying to keep your balance on soapy feet. Maybe it is that you can do all that fun stuff with sun tan oil without getting it on anything. Maybe it`s just that you are not really going to sweat.
Could be the way it starts so sweetly, as I have stumbled in to the shower and let the hot run over me. Something in hearing the curtain slide open and closed. That feeling of hands on my back, one always slides down to my hip, the other around to my stomach, then up to my chest as I feel the rest of her body against my back.
Might be that languid early morning motions of soaping each other up, as though this might be about grooming as much as sex. Then there is letting the water run down my arm to rinse her cooch. Have to get rid of the soap before I apply my tongue to her labial folds. Perhaps it is that moment when she has had enough, and raises my face up to kiss, then my turn to raise her up to wrap her legs around me. Possibly the surprise when she does not wrap her legs around me. The surprise when I set her down, the lingering moment before our lips lose contact, and she bends down and presses back against me.
Somehow, it always seems a little bizarre to me, as we move together, as I have one hand fingers split on either side of her clitorus, the other hand gently rubbing her back, a moment of Twin Peaks/Office Space flashover as in some far away corner of my mind, the thought comes that this would be a beyond perfect moment if I had a really good cup of coffee.
The cool down is always fun, with rinsing, touching, and a long languid kiss. That moment of smart-assery that you usually can not get away with when you snap the condom against the shower wall to see if it sticks. Clean up is so easy in the shower.
No, I think for me the best part is the walk in to work, as I am thinking if I have to get hit by a bus, right now would be the time. Just feeling too impossibly good to notice.
Ayuh, not dead yet. Might change that with an S1000RR though
Wow, um that was really explicit. I like the idea of sex in the shower but it never seems to work out, all the showers I have been in are pretty small and sex in the tub doesn't work out so well for me either, maybe I should get a full bath/shower. The one I have really only has enough room for someone to stand in.
Life is funny, you can walk down a road several times and never really see it. I guess life has to repeat itself alot so that it finally gets its message across.
there's something about water i'm sure, i stayed in a house with a sweet shower/jacuzzi and sauna in the bathroom one time, lots of fun(i'd recommend not being energetic in saunas though, will fuck you up.)
hmm i feel like a shower.
she's not that kind of a girl, booger!
You should write an erotic novel. You'd be almost as good at it as me.
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
Shower sex doesn't work when one person is a foot shorter than the other and the shower wall is too slickery.
"The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy."
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-Arthur Schopenhauer
Shower sex always works... you're not doing it right.
2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
I'm yet to have shower sex work for me. Its great in theory, but the practice of it doesn't go as smoothly
True beauty is an exchange, not an observation. - Lucid Rog
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ghetto Onion @ May 26 2008, 05:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>sure it does, the shorter one gets picked up and held...Shower sex doesn't work when one person is a foot shorter than the other and the shower wall is too slickery.[/b]
simple as.
"While most men are constantly trying to work as hard as they can in order to add a little more mass to their bodies, the majority of women seem to believe that they have been blessed with the most extraordinary genetics ever and that they will blow up once they touch a weight."
Res Ipsa Loquitur
How about if the guy is shorter?
True beauty is an exchange, not an observation. - Lucid Rog
my bf is like half an inch shorter than me so we have always been able to have shower sex, my ex was about 2 inches taller than me and we never could.
she's not that kind of a girl, booger!
I hate shower sex. Both our showers have those stupid sliding glass doors on them and they make me feel clostraphobic when we try to have sex.
We do have a jacuzzi, and thats a different story, much better.
I prefer getting hot and heavy in the shower, then moving to the bathroom counter with all the mirrors.
I love all the things that we should fear, and Im not afraid of being here....
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Shower sex doesn't work for me either, my partner is quite a bit taller. Although I enjoy shower antics although I haven't showerd with him for ages. Hmm might hop in later for some fun.
Mmm hmmm, taller women are always better for standing sex. She has to scooch down and is more accessible. I still hold her up so her legs don`t get tired.
On the other hand, if my ladylove is a bit shorter than I, she probably gets picked up. If the footing is good, we can do 'the tree'. Otherwise, I probably just hold her like a hug. Either way, she does most of the motion. Might be you chicas that the shower doesn`t work for just need to find a guy with enough gristle to pick you up.
Sometimes though, the shower is just a warm-up. Guess ya gotta play it by ear.
I think Atom is right though. Something about the water. Graceful and smooth.
Ayuh, not dead yet. Might change that with an S1000RR though
i don't like it in the shower. there definitely is not room for 2 people, thus one of us is going to be out in the cold. So prepare for a cute little power struggle over who gets the main stream. Am I allowed to wash my ass with a girl in there? Not really. Another annoyance. Oh, so now we make out? Much more enjoyable when I'm not fucking freezing. Insert? Are you serious? In here? No. Water based sex is not a good idea, the water going in and out of the vagina can cause an infection. Honestly, I'd rather do a crossword puzzle then mess around in the shower.
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