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Penis fingers or penis eyes. Think hard about it, there are lots of risks/benifits. With penis fingesr any touching of another person will become uncomfortable. You can however hide your deformity to a degree. Limp your penis fingers would not be able to grab things well, but whilst aroused they would work reasonably like fingers. Any manipulation of objects on your part would of course, result in arousal or terrible pain.
Penis eyes leaves you less impaired, but sight would be more difficult with your eyeballs bouncing on the end of a penis. One look at you would reveal your deformity. When aroused however, you can see straight ahead. You might just try to jerk your eyes all day to keep being able to look straight, but the chaffing would be unbearable over long periods. Also if your hands have to be on you eye cock the whole time it kind of takes away the benifits of penis eyes over penis fingers. A rubber band rigged solution may work.
Keep in mind that it would be easier to have actual intercourse with penis fingers over penis eyes.
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Well it'd be easier to have an orgy with penis fingers.
But wouldn't penis fingers be small and unsatisfying? Because if they were sausage penis fingers than they'd be barely usable.
"The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy."
-Alfred North Whitehead
"Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
Should have been 'Penis eyes or Vagina eyes'.
Skull fucked taking on a whole new meaning.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Saint @ Oct 9 2008, 05:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>You can probably set her straight with a GOOD HOT DICKING.
Vaginas are gross, penis fingers.
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2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheMadCatter @ Aug 10 2008, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Pfft. Whatever. They're delicate and beautiful.Vaginas are gross[/b]
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Catters got a point Aims. Vaginas are always wet and always on the way to or on the way from excreting something. Plus they would be completely disfunctional as fingers.
Penis fingers. Then I could fuck several chicks at once.
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
Maybe anus nostrils so I could shit discreetly into a hanky rather than face the charmless squalor of the average public toilet.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sara @ Aug 11 2008, 06:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>What about if you sneezed unexpectedly?Maybe anus nostrils so I could shit discreetly into a hanky rather than face the charmless squalor of the average public toilet.[/b]
True beauty is an exchange, not an observation. - Lucid Rog
Well you know the way you're aware of when you need a poo, I reckon I'd be prepared like cause I'd know when I needed to excrete and I'd have my tissue ready. I guess if I sneezed unexpectedly it would be like farting out of your nose... diarrhea would be egregious.
and what about boogers?
I kind of like the idea of having penis eyes in a similar fashion as the snorks except that would mean i'd have a penis snorkel which seems pretty cool. The only problem though is that their snorkel does weird things which if my snorkel was a penis would probably equate to random ejaculation, pre-mature ejaculation, and a crooked penis.
so if you had penis eyes would you be able to look over your shoulder?
if they were flaccid could you bend them around and see where-ever you wanted to? kinda like snails eyes
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If you had penis eyes, you'd be able to see inside the person you were having sex with, and i find that a tad disturbing
True beauty is an exchange, not an observation. - Lucid Rog
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Aug 10 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>That's going in my sig.Vaginas are always wet and always on the way to or on the way from excreting something.[/b]
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Aug 10 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Vaginas are always wet and always on the way to or on the way from excreting something.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fruity @ Aug 12 2008, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>that would be like that show about the human body that was on the ABC, they strapped a tiny lil camera to the guys penis and filmed him having sex - was fascinating reallyIf you had penis eyes, you'd be able to see inside the person you were having sex with, and i find that a tad disturbing[/b]
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