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Thread: Women: Inherently Programmed to be Gold-diggers

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
    Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

    They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

    “Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

    He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.

    The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.[/b]
    From The Times.

    Suddenly it all makes sense.

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    Filed under Highly Dubious Research.

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    I bet 50% of the chicks on this site get up in arms about how this is &#39;So totally not true!&#39;

    HAH.

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    If my guy gets a pay rise, will that mean i have more orgasms?
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    If this were true for me - I&#39;d never get off! But our situation is not at all a &#39;normal&#39; situation - so I don&#39;t count.

    I definitely know women who this would ring true for.
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    I wish the media would stop reporting hypothesis as theory.

    I also wish scientists would focus on using experiments to determine functional causality and not make the papers.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LittleBit @ Jan 18 2009, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    If this were true for me - I&#39;d never get off! But our situation is not at all a &#39;normal&#39; situation - so I don&#39;t count.[/b]
    Correlation findings where only a handful of variables are checked with no control is applied applies to zero situations. An evopsych hypothesis based solely on correlation without any biologically based evidence whatsoever is what we in the business like to call a "roflcopter."
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    .....according to a study of 5 people.
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    Correlation does not equal causation.

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    So then shouldn&#39;t every one of Bill Gates&#39; sexual partner&#39;s die instantly upon orgasm?

    Unless his wife is a robot...

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tim @ Jan 18 2009, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    I wish the media would stop reporting hypothesis as theory.

    I also wish scientists would focus on using experiments to determine functional causality and not make the papers.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LittleBit @ Jan 18 2009, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    If this were true for me - I&#39;d never get off! But our situation is not at all a &#39;normal&#39; situation - so I don&#39;t count.[/b]
    Correlation findings where only a handful of variables are checked with no control is applied applies to zero situations. An evopsych hypothesis based solely on correlation without any biologically based evidence whatsoever is what we in the business like to call a "roflcopter."
    [/b][/quote]


    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gosu @ Jan 19 2009, 01:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Correlation does not equal causation.[/b]
    Thank you, thank you, thank you boys. Although I don&#39;t think that the scientists necessarily imply causation from correlation, because they would be laughed out of the field, but the journalists who write up the findings in order to make them more interesting probably do.

    Side note: I came four times this morning with a guy who doesn&#39;t even have an income. Can&#39;t wait to try with a rich guy!
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ Aug 10 2008, 11:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Vaginas are always wet and always on the way to or on the way from excreting something.

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    that just turned me on a little...


    Im 75k+ in debt and I cant make the girl Im seeing orgasm... ITS TRUE!
    2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
    2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
    2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it&#39;s that good

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Daisy @ Jan 19 2009, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Side note: I came four times this morning with a guy who doesn&#39;t even have an income. Can&#39;t wait to try with a rich guy! [/b]

    Nice. My record is 12 times (I think...counting kinda becomes pointless after a while), and I dont think he had a job at the time either. Interesting.

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    that just turned me on a little more
    2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
    2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
    2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it&#39;s that good

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Daisy @ Jan 19 2009, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tim @ Jan 18 2009, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I wish the media would stop reporting hypothesis as theory.

    I also wish scientists would focus on using experiments to determine functional causality and not make the papers.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LittleBit @ Jan 18 2009, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    If this were true for me - I&#39;d never get off! But our situation is not at all a &#39;normal&#39; situation - so I don&#39;t count.[/b]
    Correlation findings where only a handful of variables are checked with no control is applied applies to zero situations. An evopsych hypothesis based solely on correlation without any biologically based evidence whatsoever is what we in the business like to call a "roflcopter."
    [/b][/quote]


    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gosu @ Jan 19 2009, 01:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Correlation does not equal causation.[/b]
    Thank you, thank you, thank you boys. Although I don&#39;t think that the scientists necessarily imply causation from correlation, because they would be laughed out of the field, but the journalists who write up the findings in order to make them more interesting probably do.
    [/b][/quote]

    You&#39;d be suprised.
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    It makes sense though. If your boyfriend has all the money he needs, next on the list is orgasms. This makes me want to marry a rich man now...so I can put "I fuck my Husband" on the employment section in surveys. Thankyou Eddie.
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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