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Reply With Quote1) Handjobs are terrible.
2) Trim your junk, thats gross.
3) Don't call it a handie plz.
Laides, if youre going to do something as lame as giving a guy a handie and youre well aware that he has a glorious winter bush, please take off any rings you may be wearing.
1) Handjobs are terrible.
2) Trim your junk, thats gross.
3) Don't call it a handie plz.
2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TheMadCatter @ Jan 23 2009, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>1) couldnt agree more1) Handjobs are terrible.
2) Trim your junk, thats gross.
3) Don't call it a handie plz.[/b]
2) no fuckng way, shaving your shit is very liberace. real men dont shave any of their body hair(unless you have back hair, you need to handle that)
3) I'll call it whatever the fuck I want
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nothing wrong with pruning the hedges. esp if it grows up the shaft. that's just common consideration :P i already flossed today, kthnx.
'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sprankified @ Jan 23 2009, 06:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Barf. At first I didn't get what you meant, but then I thought about it (why?!) and proceeded to gag slightly.nothing wrong with pruning the hedges. esp if it grows up the shaft. that's just common consideration :P i already flossed today, kthnx.[/b]
And if hair grows up the shaft, at what point does it cease being a penis and start becoming a muppet? Especially in the flaccid stage.
So was this part of the bad stuff that's been happening to you since Obama's inauguration, or was this a good thing? Or a bit of both?
Somehow the concept of a muppet penis combined with the sham wow guy av is highly disturbing.
:P
And yes, dammit, guys should trim the hedges. You don't like a mouth full of pubes and neither do we. Get yourself some scissors and start trimming.
Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.
~ H. Jackson Brown Jr.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (skittles @ Jan 23 2009, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>At the same time, a girl should not be expected to use her mouth on a woolly penis. That's just wrong. Why should I take care of someone's penis if they don't take care of it themselves?The only time a girl should give a handjob, is when her mouth gets tired.[/b]
10:21 PM [TheMadCatter] I got free shipping, 20 dollars off, and a free tote bag12:26 AM [smirk] i think blended margaritas taste good sometimes(11:44:55 PM) Onionman: I was watching oprah...Personman says (3:16 AM):So I'm not girl like enough for you?
More importantly, if a handjob is so lame why did you take it?
Now you have to trim your pubes, baldy.
Sweet as the Punch.Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
Im not touching my glorious, manly winter bush; its beautiful. Ive never had a complaint and Ive been with many gorgeous women.
Also, I have a big penis and Im not Italian or Arab so my bush doesnt travel up the shaft.
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