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    what IS it about the asshole?

    years ago, i would've said "it's for pooping, yuck"

    after that, it was "you put a rock on my finger, and you can do what you want"

    then it was "a lil finger never hurt anyone"

    currently, i consider myself lucky to get a rimjob. a rare gem indeed.

    i was just watching a porno (on vhs!!! oldskool!!!) where this chick is giving the guy head, and he hops up on the grand piano and goes "now lick my asshole," then proceeds to jerk it while the girl... licks his asshole.
    and i was done with this porno tape until this segment came on, guy in a nice suit, girl in some weird little white pornstar dress, and "ooh! a piano!" and so i continued watching. and i was really kinda surprised. i've seen a fair amount of porn, never of any specific genre, but this tape is a nice lil mix of tricks. ya know, typical "nasty cheerleeders" "naughty nurses" and "cowboys and indians" whatever whatever generic shit. and this ritzy little "lick my asshole" bit came outta left field and i couldn't put my vibrator down.

    so what is it about the asshole? and yes, i searched, and yes, i read a couple topics on anal and whatnot. some good oldskool posts from retro, too but that was then and this is now, and i've decided this is less about anal and more about rimjobs. since that's what i'm talkin bout.

    i find it really interesting that what was once completely off limits is now somewhat of a treat!
    and at the same time, i am completely terrified of returning the favor to any man- for this exact reason.
    i posted a thread in anon a few years ago about fingering guys in the butt. and a lot of yall were completely against the idea. which is cool.
    do you guys *men consider there to be a difference between fingering and licking? or is the butt completely off limits?
    i know personally i can dig either. altho i've never successfully enjoyed the full penetration of anal. it is however, on my radar to some degree.

    my current bf gave me a pseudo rimjob once. surprised me a bit since it didn't seem his style. it was more of a back to front swipe of the tongue, a few times over. the guy i was sleeping with before made a point about being "full service" which i enjoyed. never thought i'd see the day, honestly. and the bf will finger me from time to time when he's hittin me from behind, but i haven't reached the point where i can ask for it. i'm not sure how to make that sound sexy. "ohh put ur finger in mah butt"... gross.
    and then i can't imagine licking a guy's butthole. it seems absolutely disgusting to me. but i am conflicted since i honestly enjoy it myself. which makes me wonder if i'm being an asshole (!!) in wanting something i'm not willing to dish out myself. maybe after a bath it would be alright..?

    so it got me to thinking about both sexual maturity and the ass. what are your thoughts? give rimjobs? get rimjobs? is it cool for one and not the other? can you ask for one? can you ask to give one? should you just go for the gold and see what happens? and how about ass to mouth?

    these are the things i think about late at night.
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    Before I started sexxing the butt was totally off limits, then my first boyfriend started putting his finger in there and I didn't like that at all but it didn't make me wanna chunder you know? And then my second boyfriend started putting his load in there so I wouldn't give birth to his ungrateful child, and that, is the extent of my anal escapades thus far.

    I do however feel that in no way shape or form I would lick someones asshole and always feel It's fair to give and receive, therefore no matter how good it may feel I am certainly not opposed to never having my rim licked. Even THOUGH I was originally opposed to head AND anal and have come around with extravagant force, I would be surprised if I came around to that.

    I hope you get a good buttlicking soon, Sprank.
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    me too, syco. meeee toooo.

    my first serious bf/partner propositioned me for anal. and i was 17 and all "sure why not!"
    having completely no idea what we were doing, he simply tried to smash it in. it didn't go very far. on any level.

    after that, i decided anal was not my thing. however, i've known girls that LOVE it- one who actually prefers it to anything else (freak).
    and after a few years and different partners, i'll be damned if i'm not curious about it again. (especially since my current bf is not packing a horribly intimidating load, ya know)

    but i certainly agree on the actual licking of it. especially since i imagine that area on a man to be hairy, sweaty and dingle berry-y. sick.
    even if it were fresh out the shower, the hair would gross me out. i bet after a few ginntonics it wouldn't seem so bad tho.
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    I've given a rimjob a few times, she was pleasantly surprised, even asked for it again.
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    did you ever want one in return? would you ask for it? would you deny it?


    my bf is skiddish about his balls, which is both surprising and also, not so much, given the situation. i think if i went for his butt, he'd run away.
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    I had an ex that really enjoyed receiving one.
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    did you ever get one? did you want it?

    cmon guys, this is how my therapy sessions used to be back in my teens!! how was school? fine. did you smoke today? no. are you lying? no. your teacher said you were high? she lied. ready to pee in a cup then? great.
    etc.

    answer me sum questions.
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    I've never wanted one. Never gotten one.
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    if a girl tried to give you one, would you prevent it?
    'Cause I'm that fool that broke the key- I'm unlockable so don't check me- I got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind- The sky is falling and I'm falling behind... No shame in my game just par for the path- I try to hone my craft because at hand's the task- But I find I'm not playing with a full deck- I'm up to my neck like Toulouse Lautrec

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    At this point? No.
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    Hahaha. Prevent.
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
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    I couldnt bring myself to do it. Its not designed for licking!... the closest I've gotten is under the balls. I couldnt recieve one either I would be too self concious. Ive been fingered there it was ok but not amazing. I dont think I would particularly enjoy it.
    Theres more to life than being really really ridiculously goodlooking?

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    I will recieve, but I won't give.

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    i quite like it because it just feels completely different. Its not something that gets stimulated very often, so when it happens, its a nice surprise. so i'm a big fan of receiving a rim job.
    I don't know if i could do it though, and for that reason i don't ask for one. If he wants to give me one, i won't complain, and he does so quite regularly.

    Once at a gay club we were talking about rim jobs with some of the bois, and i turned to him and said "would you like a rim job?" and it totally shocked him that i would ask in front of other people, and i got a stern talking to and now have to keep those sorts of questions to private conversations. he says he doesn't want one. I wonder why he keeps doing it if he doesn't want the favour returned, but apparently my reaction to such sensation is too hot for him not to do it to me.
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Syco @ May 28 2009, 03:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Hahaha. Prevent.[/b]
    traditionally the best way to prevent your girlfriend from giving you a rimjob is a reverse suplex
    "heroin - works every time!"

    - Rebbie, Australian Prostitute

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