Thread: Does anyone want a bible study?

Originally posted by lesbent@Jul 13 2004, 07:36 PM
The bible was written to exhault Augustus and his only son Jesus. If you get that through your stopped-up head you will move forward. Otherwise you will be stuck in the mire of the Albino's forever.
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1) During the time Jesus was said to be "conceived," August was advancing the Roman empire through the Rhineland. Germany is pretty far from Nazereth.

2) The Romans created a religion revolving around Augustus without a bible. It was actually called the Cult of the Divine Augustus. No where is Jesus mentioned in said cult. It is not until Constantine the Great converted the Roman Empire to Christianity four hundred years later was Christianity even considered widespread.

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The bible was written to exhault Augustus and his only son Jesus. If you get that through your stopped-up head you will move forward. Otherwise you will be stuck in the mire of the Albino&#39;s forever.
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1) During the time Jesus was said to be "conceived," August was advancing the Roman empire through the Rhineland. Germany is pretty far from Nazereth.

2) The Romans created a religion revolving around Augustus without a bible. It was actually called the Cult of the Divine Augustus. No where is Jesus mentioned in said cult. It is not until Constantine the Great converted the Roman Empire to Christianity four hundred years later was Christianity even considered widespread.
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Luke chapter 1-2 tells what Augustus was doing at the time of the birth of Jesus. In history times are very obscure. In order for Augustus to conceive Jesus he had to be with Cleopatra who changed her name to Mary when she married Augustus,
The cult of the Devine Augustus became known as the OCCult. "The Cult of OcTavian Caesar". The cult which became the Church Roman Catholic and Christianity down until today.
Take a video of the pope speaking to a coven. They will explain how the pope is using witchcraft. Step by step, Jesture by jesture.
The bottom line is that witchcraft may be more powerful than you think it is.

Originally posted by lesbent+Jul 14 2004, 12:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lesbent @ Jul 14 2004, 12:35 PM)</div>

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@Jul 13 2004, 07:36 PM
The bible was written to exhault Augustus and his only son Jesus. If you get that through your stopped-up head you will move forward. Otherwise you will be stuck in the mire of the Albino&#39;s forever.
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1) During the time Jesus was said to be "conceived," August was advancing the Roman empire through the Rhineland. Germany is pretty far from Nazereth.

2) The Romans created a religion revolving around Augustus without a bible. It was actually called the Cult of the Divine Augustus. No where is Jesus mentioned in said cult. It is not until Constantine the Great converted the Roman Empire to Christianity four hundred years later was Christianity even considered widespread.
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Luke chapter 1-2 tells what Augustus was doing at the time of the birth of Jesus. In history times are very obscure. In order for Augustus to conceive Jesus he had to be with Cleopatra who changed her name to Mary when she married Augustus,
The cult of the Devine Augustus became known as the OCCult. "The Cult of OcTavian Caesar". The cult which became the Church Roman Catholic and Christianity down until today.
Take a video of the pope speaking to a coven. They will explain how the pope is using witchcraft. Step by step, Jesture by jesture.
The bottom line is that witchcraft may be more powerful than you think it is.
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Nextkind. There were 7 Cleopatra&#39;s altogether. I should have mentioned that Jesus&#39;s mother was not the famous Cleo. The famous Cleo was Jesus&#39;s aunt. Or great aunt. All the Caesars and all the Cleo&#39;s were albinos. As were all the patriarch mentioned in the geneology of Jesus in the bible. Albinismis 100% DNA inherited.

Originally posted by NextKind@Jul 14 2004, 02:09 PM
Funny, &#39;cause Cleopatra VII was the "famous Cleo," and the next Cleo in line, (Cleopatra VII&#39;s sister, Cleopatra VI,) died in 57 BC, only 6 years after Caesar Augustus was born. I have difficulty believing that a 6-year-old boy impregnated a grown woman.
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Time is history is abscure.I have problems believing no man impregnated a woman.
I understand that Augustus and Antony were both seduced by Cleo ?. She wanted to do a littleon nighter and end up owning the Roman Empire.
She took Jesus to Egypt for safety. Egyptis no safe place for a Jew. Jesus was Greek and Roman. Augustus was his father. Augustus had an affair with Cleo. Figure that out.
Revelation 17 callsCleo a "whore" in verse 1.

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No NextKind you don&#39;t understand, she&#39;s convienently explained that all history dates are obscure, and thus the outstanding proof against her claim is void.

Duh... don&#39;t you know anything? You mean you actually believe the dates you&#39;re told in History class? Pfft.... dumbass.

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Luke chapter 1-2 tells what Augustus was doing at the time of the birth of Jesus.[/b]

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In history times are very obscure.[/b]

You&#39;ve already stated the bible is false. So why are you relying on it to support your claims.

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In order for Augustus to conceive Jesus he had to be with Cleopatra who changed her name to Mary when she married Augustus,[/b]

So what you&#39;re saying is that rather than kill herself, she changed her name, became a Jew, moved to Israel with the Roman emperor and lived out her days a peasant?

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The cult of the Devine Augustus became known as the OCCult. "The Cult of OcTavian Caesar". The cult which became the Church Roman Catholic and Christianity down until today.[/b]

Oh ok. So long as you say so.

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Take a video of the pope speaking to a coven. They will explain how the pope is using witchcraft. Step by step, Jesture by jesture.[/b]

Have you seen the Pope lately? The man can&#39;t take a shit without someone there to wipe his ass. I don&#39;t think he can safely use "magic" on anyone. Those "gestures" he uses are him being senseless.

Originally posted by NextKind@Jul 14 2004, 02:09 PM
Funny, &#39;cause Cleopatra VII was the "famous Cleo," and the next Cleo in line, (Cleopatra VII&#39;s sister, Cleopatra VI,) died in 57 BC, only 6 years after Caesar Augustus was born. I have difficulty believing that a 6-year-old boy impregnated a grown woman.
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The famous Cleopatra was famous because she was married to Augustus and the mother of his only begotten son.

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The famous Cleopatra was famous because she was married to Augustus and the mother of his only begotten son.[/b]

Well, um. History lesson.

Cleopatra became famous for shagging Augustus&#39; predecessor, the most famous Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar.

Later,

Marc Antony and Octavian (Augustus) went to war. Cleopatra started shagging Antony. Octavian goes to war with Cleopatra. No where in this span of time does he marry her or impregnate her.

He captures Alexandria and Cleopatra kills herself (allegedly with an asp).

The end.