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    So this is old news, but I don't think it's been discussed here:

    Jesus Christ and his apostles may have used a cannabis-based anointing oil to help cure people with crippling diseases, it has been claimed.

    Researchers in the United States say the oil used in the early days of the Christian church contained a cannabis extract called kaneh-bosem.

    They suggest the extract, which is absorbed into the body when placed on the skin, could have helped cure people with a variety of physical and mental problems.
    The author of the article, published in the US drugs magazine High Times, says his findings are based on a study of scriptural texts.

    The article does not question the validity of the miracles reported in the Bible but rather examines whether the early Christian Church may have made use of substances with an active medical effect.

    It does not rule out the role played by blind faith in Christ.

    Chris Bennett said cannabis was widely used at the time to heal the sick.

    "The medical use of cannabis during that time is supported by archaeological records."

    He said the ancient anointing oil contained high levels of cannabis extract.

    "The holy anointing oil, as described in the original Hebrew version of the recipe in Exodus, contained over six pounds of keneh-bosum - a substance identified by respected etymology, linguists anthropologists, botanists and other researchers as cannabis extracted into about six quarts of olive oil along with a variety of other fragrant herbs.

    "The ancient annointed ones were literally drenched in this potent mixture."
    Full story is available here, what are your thoughts? Could it really be that Jesus H. Christ condoned the use of medical marijuana?

    Well, he was a dirty fucking barefoot hippy after all...

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    I knew it
    This confirms him being a bastard hippy, I say they did the right thing to him.


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    Well, he really was into the make love not war thing.

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    Originally posted by Garrett@Jun 30 2005, 12:52 PM
    I knew it
    This confirms him being a bastard hippy, I say they did the right thing to him.
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    goddamn.
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    Originally posted by sprankified+Jul 1 2005, 04:06 PM-->
    <!--QuoteBegin-Garrett
    @Jun 30 2005, 12:52 PM
    I knew it
    This confirms him being a bastard hippy, I say they did the right thing to him.
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    goddamn.
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    What? I hate them, they all live near me and sit around being apathetic and lazy, I just want to rip open their shit minivan doors, kick the crap out of them, shave their heads, and put them in the army.

    Not to mention I think organized religion in general ( Not to mention the state of the catholic church today) Is utterly bloody stupid, not to mention ridiculous. Anyone of you who has read the bible and is a follower of Jesus - are you fucking stupid, or a bad reader? Why on earth do you still follow these people?


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    I think you sound like an unneccecarily mean person with that attitude. Even tho there are hardcore Christians and Jehova&#39;s witnesses or whatever your unfounded hatred is towards, they still have generally good morals and values. Just because they&#39;re more organized about it than you or me doesn&#39;t mean they deserve to be slaughtered. Following a well meaning faith is stupid?
    Saying someone deserves to be crucified? That&#39;s majorly out there.
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    As far as the late J.C. being a stoner???

    Damn, that could expain the feeling of euphoria all his followers always had.... being in his presence could make you feel better they say.... shit, now I know why!
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    1:20 AM [Retro] its your fingers, they look to be good fingering a girl&#39;s vagina fingers

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    Originally posted by sprankified@Jul 1 2005, 05:47 PM
    I think you sound like an unneccecarily mean person with that attitude. Even tho there are hardcore Christians and Jehova&#39;s witnesses or whatever your unfounded hatred is towards, they still have generally good morals and values. Just because they&#39;re more organized about it than you or me doesn&#39;t mean they deserve to be slaughtered. Following a well meaning faith is stupid?
    Saying someone deserves to be crucified? That&#39;s majorly out there.
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    The bible&#39;s totally full of shit, that&#39;s why I think it&#39;s stupid.


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    Such a cute face, amazing what&#39;s going on in that mind of yours. Maybe it&#39;s you who should shave your head and join the army? Talk about being lazy you totally look the part.
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    Originally posted by Presence@Jul 1 2005, 07:47 PM
    Such a cute face, amazing what&#39;s going on in that mind of yours. Maybe it&#39;s you who should shave your head and join the army? Talk about being lazy you totally look the part.
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    You have no idea how scary it is to open a thread and see my face in it.
    As I said in a different thread, long hair and smoking weed doesn&#39;t make you a hippy, and I was cracking up in that picture, I don&#39;t look like that ALL the time, are you just pissed off because I bitched about christians being blind morons?


    Get the fuck off my board you bitch.

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    OMFG, JESUS USED TO BLOW LINES OF MARY MAGDALINS ASS TOO AND HE LOVED CHUGGING COUGH SYRUp, EVERYBODY DOSE UP!
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    whoa...garett is like a stupider, angrier version of archer. this is fun for the whole family.
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    Originally posted by Garrett+Jul 1 2005, 02:06 PM-->
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    @Jul 1 2005, 07:47 PM
    Such a cute face, amazing what&#39;s going on in that mind of yours. Maybe it&#39;s you who should shave your head and join the army? Talk about being lazy you totally look the part.
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    You have no idea how scary it is to open a thread and see my face in it.
    As I said in a different thread, long hair and smoking weed doesn&#39;t make you a hippy, and I was cracking up in that picture, I don&#39;t look like that ALL the time, are you just pissed off because I bitched about christians being blind morons?
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    I&#39;m really glad you don&#39;t like that ALL the time, but what, for some of the time you do? Great, like a younger, chubbier version of Michael Bolton from Officespace.

    I wonder how strong your desire is "to rip open their shit minivan doors, kick the crap out of them, shave their heads, and put them in the army"? Are you cool cause your mommy didn&#39;t buy a minivan, or are you embarassed of the one in your driveway? Have you ever had the shit kicked out of you, cause then I could understand your fantasies...and the army, heh, something you&#39;d never be able to do.

    An opinion on the world and religion from some lazy, cudly, chubfaced kid is the last thing I care to worry about.
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