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Reply With QuoteMy uncle Scott is a total monkey! Hairy arms, hairy back, eats bananas night and day.
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I was so confused until I saw this site. I mean, the little girl was obviously trying to give the man a banana, but he just didn't want it. Jeez, up until then I was enraptured with suspense because I thought he was a monkey! Also, maybe if I pray really hard like those girls I can make it so God can turn my semen into little dinosaurs because I think it would be nice to have some dinosaurs around again. That way the women, or as they say, the "homemakers", can make two dinners... sweet.
"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."
My uncle Scott is a total monkey! Hairy arms, hairy back, eats bananas night and day.
Sanity, remember, does not mean living in the same world as everyone else; it means living in the real world. - Sheed.
Dude wtf!?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>This should have been first place! Those Judges suck.2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.[/b]
Sanity, remember, does not mean living in the same world as everyone else; it means living in the real world. - Sheed.
I dunno, Pres, I rather liked the first place winner... That kid made sure God didn't do anything with that charcoal, vitamins, and water mixture. I mean, controlling God is a pretty cool science experiment, right?
He that would live in peace and at ease,
Must not speak all he knows, nor judge all he sees.
Ben Franklin - Poor Richard's Almanack 1736
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You're right, if only she prayed for something more useful.
And actually, why didn't she pray to God that something did spring to life? Wouldn't that proove her stance as well?
Sanity, remember, does not mean living in the same world as everyone else; it means living in the real world. - Sheed.
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