Hah. Sucker.
my bf who likes to play jokes decided to conspire with my friends and his coworkers to make me think he decided to stop going to work. I called his work lying about how sick he is the second day to give him atleast a CHANCE of salvaging his job incase he decided to go back, when these people already knew i was lying cuz they where in on it. my best and only real friend consoled me about his apparent irrational behavior when the whole time she was on it also. friends of both of our came over pertending to be shocked and dismayed. I was oviously worried and scared and told him so yet this "joke" continued. He says he was playing a joke on me, but i feel i'm the joke, to everyone around. I thought these people where my friends, and i thought i was in a relationship where we wouldn't hurt the other on purpose.
i'm the one with the hat
Hah. Sucker.
"heroin - works every time!"
- Rebbie, Australian Prostitute
they jumped the gun on aprils fool
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
Wow. That's really ignorant. Some friends you have. However, revenge is sa weet.![]()
Be careful. You don't want to spark a circle of prank-retribution. That's how the whole Israel thing started.Originally posted by Greener@Jan 28 2005, 05:52 AM
However, revenge is sa weet.![]()
"heroin - works every time!"
- Rebbie, Australian Prostitute
Handcuff him to the bed and then just hop on top once and then walk out of the room. Thats a bitch. Then ttell him paybacks a bitch. You could even take pictures and use them as blackmail <_<
"Cheer up.....go suck a cock or something!!" - Skank
"Tastes like....BURNING!!!" - Ralph Wiggum
"If Christ were alive today, the last thing he would be is Christian" - Mark Twain
My friend Loraina Bobbit played a cute little trick on her mate, maybe follow her steps?
Inspirational quote on individuality #223: "Lately everyone I know/ has been shittin' all over me/ Hey you, and all of my good friends/ They disowned my fucking friends and me/ I guess it's because/ I gotta go off in my little own direction/ But fuck 'em all. I'll never follow./ They can suck on my erection." - Mr. GG Allin
I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see
That the joke was on me, oh no
I started to cry
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me
Well, m, m, my girlfriend broke up with me.
Yeah, it sure does hurt.
Uhh uhh, no thanks. I love life.
Well, yeah, and I'm sad. But at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it, it, it makes me feel alive. You know? It makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now, is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is, like a, beautiful sadness. Well, I guess that sounds stupid.
Thanks for offering to let me in your clique guys, but, but to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
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