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    Disgusting problem with my cousin..

    Hi everyone
    A while ago my cousin asked me if she could ride my blowup flying zeppelin lamp thingy..
    No seriously i have this blowup zeppelin thingy that "flies" trough my room by some sort of mechanical lifting device that is mounted onto the ceiling which is also a lamp..
    It looks really cool and when you turn it on it starts to move up and down and fly in circles but I never considered it to strong enough to ride on. Well actually it wasn't because it couldn't move with her on it and the zeppelin started to bent because of her weight so i told her to get off before she broke it.
    Then one day after I took a shower I noticed my zeppelin was bent again while my cousin was in my room with it and when I took a closer look at it there was this unmistakable smell of poop right in the middle of it....
    Then about a 2 weeks ago she said she felt sick and wanted to stay in bed, that's in my room while I was going out and my parents were gone ass well so she was in there all alone.
    And when I got home it was completely deformed like in a U shape which also happened the first time she sat on it but this time it looked a lot worse...
    then when I got closer like maybe a feet away i could already smell it again and it was definitely some kind of asshole smell...
    Also the table we used the first time to climb on it was right under it while it wasn't when I left.
    I kinda hoped she was done with it but yesterday it happened again and I don't know what to think of it anymore.
    I mean it doesn't vibrate or anything its not even that comfortable to sit on so what's the point of taking the risk to break it?..
    And what's up with the smell?...
    I mean why does it smell like poop if she is just "riding" it or even masturbates on it?....
    Yes I know I should just ask her but its just so weird I just don't know what to say...
    please help!!!

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    throw it out if she already broke it and it smells like shit... um oviously your cusin likes shit up her ass and doesnt clean her dirty ass enough.

    id tell her to go get a fucking dildo and stop being a fucking pig
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    This is actually one of my favourite topics of all time. These are the sorts of problems the internet was createdt to help solve.
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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