Fuck! I'm disappointed in myself. I made a promise to myself that I'd at least talk to one girl last night when I went out with my friends, but I chickened out. What makes it so much more frustrating is seeing other guys in action and they seem so much more confident and comfortable hitting on girls. Yes, I have NO balls!
On Late Night with McBane:
McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
The audience boos him.
Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
Im with ya there homie, Im always too big of a puss to spit game at parties... Just think about how dumb most girls are... with their little "girl brains" and their giggles.
You are an intellectually superior man, hear you roar... it will give you some confidence, at least it sorta works for me
2:05 AM [Lothar] kinda like beef stew but they use guinness
2:05 AM [Greaser] and it gets your dick hard?
2:05 AM [Lothar] yeah, it's that good
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>'Tis obvious.I have *NO* balls![/b]
Twig Bear
You have the biggest balls in the world, elephants fear you, whales feel small in comparason. You have to buy three plane tickets, one for you and one for each ball....
Its just a case of belief, convince yourself your've got balls, know it, then go out and do the business.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Saint @ Oct 9 2008, 05:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>You can probably set her straight with a GOOD HOT DICKING.
I have a male vagina! I can be ballzy at times, but it always has to be when I'm in the mood...I wish I was consistent with my ballziness!
On Late Night with McBane:
McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
The audience boos him.
Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
I got balls baby... I got three numbers last night. Just tell urself next time, I can either chicken out, save myself the "embarassment" and not talk to chicks. or i can grow nuts. if they turn you down you are no lower than if u never talked to them in the first place... so what have you to lose. plus even if a chcik isnt in to you she will still talk toy ou, so you can still get the confidence boost.
You better start hoping and praying a girl will do the work for you and come up to YOU and pick up on YOU.....that would make your life much easier
I know! Make a shirt that says "Im too chicken to pick up girls, so pick up on me!" then wear it, and i bet girls will come up to you. You should try it out. Seriously. There was a guy in a bar when i was at knitting club that had a shirt on that said "Hit on me, Make me a man"....and all the girls were swooning over this guy and i must say i failed to see any ounce of atractivness in ths guy, but the girls were all giggly and like "So how would you like me to hit on you.." ::tee-hee:: Haha, it was kind of funny.
<considers the possibility of a "Give me a blowjob then get the fuck out" t-shirt>
"heroin - works every time!"
- Rebbie, Australian Prostitute
digity is gonna die a miserable old man that looks back and wished he took the chance.
you dont stop till the panties drop...
When it comes to pink butterflies i could give a flying fuck.
[/quote]Originally posted by Digity@Aug 14 2004, 07:45 AM
* What makes it so much more frustrating is seeing other guys in action and they seem so much more confident and comfortable hitting on girls.*
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Those girls probably hate those guys and wish they'd leave them the fuck alone.
Just because they are confident doesn't mean the girls like it.
Personally i would rather meet someone that wasn't cocky and was trying to hit on me. It's different for different girls.
You will meet someone that is just right for you, you don't have to chat girls up and all that shit. Wait until it just happens. It is so much better then!
I feel depressed about it.
Even small stuff like not talking to girls when I go out with my friends bothers me a lot.
I am probably going to end up alone....that's the sad reality of it all.
On Late Night with McBane:
McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
The audience boos him.
Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
Do yourself a favor. Take phroggets advice, and throw it in the trash. I couldn't disagree more with what she said. Ok, so she's a freak and likes guys with no confidence who can't work their nuts up to go talk to a girl. Well, she's one in a million. 99.9999999% of women will NEVER give you the time of day if you are a pussy. They LOOk for a man who will take charge and start a conversation, i mean wtf? Who wants some dude who is all shy and insecure, besides an idiot who has insecurity issues themselves?
Just wait till it happens. Worst-advice-evar.
Don't make me smack some sense into you Digity. The fact that you yourself said : " am probably going to end up alone....that's the sad reality of it all." is in itself what is holding you back. Shut that shit out of your mind forever, and in its place put the idea that you are a badass commodity that women WANT to get to know. Any girl that would reject you, its her loss. You are unique, you have tons to offer. What girl WOULDN'T want to get to know you, except for an idiot? If you don't find yourself attractive then how the fuck can you expect someone else to?
Pfft...Why bother...
Dig, looks like u haven't changed a bit.
This was you 3-4 months ago and still u even back in the old SB days.
I'm sure you didn't want things become the way it has become for u, but this shit is ur own damn fault. Everyone has given every single piece of advice. Every single piece of motivational crap just to give u a boost. What happens?
Instead, you spew the same ol' bullshit. "I'l be alone forever." Blah, Blah, Blah. After a while, it becomes a pain in the fawkin ass, man. Take some fawking action man. You wanna live a life of regrets? Keep bitching, and looking for sympathy.
Screw this, you're on your own.
I find guys who have trouble with girls are often perverts or users. You one of those guys Digity?
"There is a significant similarity between fighting and funerals.
Just as the slaughter of many people should be accompanied by weeping and mourning,
So the positions in a victory parade should properly parallel those in a funeral procession."
Tao Te King
[/quote]Originally posted by tovlakas@Aug 15 2004, 03:39 AM
Do yourself a favor.* Take phroggets advice, and throw it in the trash.* I couldn't disagree more with what she said.* Ok, so she's a freak and likes guys with no confidence who can't work their nuts up to go talk to a girl.* Well, she's one in a million.* 99.9999999% of women will NEVER give you the time of day if you are a pussy.* They LOOk for a man who will take charge and start a conversation, i mean wtf?* Who wants some dude who is all shy and insecure, besides an idiot who has insecurity issues themselves?
Just wait till it happens.* Worst-advice-evar.
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Yeah, I'm well aware that phroggets is giving bad advice. There was this one girl that I was going to talk to, but she was with a group of friends, which included two guys...so, I didn't approach. She was my type...if a girl is my type I can usually convince myself to go talk to them. I mean, I have talked to girls at bars before, but it's usually because I was in a certain mood that day. Eventhough I might talk to them I never end up asking for their digits or anything. Anyway, I'm upset because I specifically set out to just chat with a girl or two...just so I could learn to become more comfortable talking to strangers and I failed to do it.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>It's really hard for me to shut the shit out....especially when I'm so hard on myself..I mean, if I fuck up even a bit I'm all over myself. Besides, I feel a sense of inferiority compared to most guys, because they seem to know what they're doing and I don't. For instance, it's not a problem for you to get girls and that's discouraging for me, because I just naturally start comparing myself to others and feel inferior.Don't make me smack some sense into you Digity.* The fact that you yourself said : " am probably going to end up alone....that's the sad reality of it all." is in itself what is holding you back.* Shut that shit out of your mind forever, and in its place put the idea that you are a badass commodity that women WANT to get to know.* Any girl that would reject you, its her loss.* You are unique, you have tons to offer.* What girl WOULDN'T want to get to know you, except for an idiot?* If you don't find yourself attractive then how the fuck can you expect someone else to?[/b]
On Late Night with McBane:
McBane to his bands black front man: Hey schowie I like your new jacket, it makes you look like a homersexual.
The audience boos him.
Mcbane: Ahh, maybe you are all homersexuals.
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