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    Irony

    My car died today. Approximately one kilometer away from the mechanics I was taking it to to get the bastard serviced. Smoke everywhere, dicks beeping me (HELLO HAZARD LIGHTS AND BONNET UP CLEARLY I CANT MOVE YOU FUCKING COCKSMOKERS)...420,000 clicks think it did okay haha.

    So I'm in the market for a new car yay!!! Nevermind the $400 I spent not even one week ago getting new TYRES for the bloody thing!!! Sack my cook. I shouldn't be so blasé with money but I cant help but think It's just money cant spend it when you're dead and more is around the corner right?

    Anyway this isn't really a rant anymore It's just .. babble. We need a babble section and me and Sprank can babble all day.

    Someone validate my existence.
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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    Haha, you call the hood a bonnet?
    What do you call the trunk, the chest?

    :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esternogligen View Post
    Haha, you call the hood a bonnet?
    What do you call the trunk, the chest?

    :P
    The boot.
    Returned...

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    Hey it's Wizen!

    Just use the tyres of your old car as spares if they're a standard size.

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    Clean the tyres and make them into some funky furniture!
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    Why are we spelling tires like that?!?
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    Damn foreigners.
    It’s ‘hood’, ‘trunk’, and 'tire’.
    Say it like we do cuz we’re American and that means we’re always right.


    And stop using metric while you’re at it.
    That shit is just whack.
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    you can sell your tyres. Some places do deals on good quality second hand tyres. Though i say you are probably better keeping them for your next car, if they fit.

    Any idea what sort of car you'll get next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esternogligen View Post
    Damn foreigners.
    It’s ‘hood’, ‘trunk’, and 'tire’.
    Say it like we do cuz we’re American and that means we’re always right.


    And stop using metric while you’re at it.
    That shit is just whack.
    Sorry, you're outvoted. Get with the times already :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gosu View Post
    Sorry, you're outvoted. Get with the times already :P
    That doesn't mean I lose.
    Dont you watch our elections?
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    Touche.

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    ESter darling, you're only pissed I'm using the metric system because you don't know how long one kilometer is and it shits you. METRIC SYSTEM FOREVER!!!@@!!!

    So I'm driving dads spare car...1996 Holden Berlina. In hilarious circumstances 800+ Holdens have been stolen from my works car park in five years. And this thing is a beast. Wonder how long it will last :P I'm already used to 6 cylinder cars but this thing seems to overtake cars before I've put my blinker on hahaha fucking LOVE IT. It's got all that fancy turbo shit in it I dunno. But no need something a little more economical and not as attractive to the fuzz. I drove it for one day and cockheads already tried to drag me (and finally lost lololololl!!!)

    My cousin is selling a gorgeous 2002 canary yellow Mistubishi Magna but they want ten grand for it and It's eight years old and I just cant justify spending the extra cash just because this thing is yellow and hot...I'll wait till I'm a rock star and get a Kermit Green 79 Torana I'd fucking LOVE a meaty muscle car haha!! Just not yet
    Syco- "The Empress is the latter leg of this triad, representing the physical body and the material world. From her comes all the pleasure of the senses and the abundance of life in all its forms. She is also the mother archetype, and through her we get a first glimpse of the power of love in the Tarot." I think this is all representative of awesomly large tits, no?
    Sweet as the Punch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syco View Post
    ESter darling, you're only pissed I'm using the metric system because you don't know how long one kilometer is and it shits you. METRIC SYSTEM FOREVER!!!@@!!!
    Fact: 1 mile > 1 kilometer.

    Americans win again!
    Last edited by Esternogligen; 01-22-2010 at 09:12 PM.
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    1 metre > 1 yard

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