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    Laptop touch-pads

    FUCK OFF WILL YOU!!!!!!

    I hate typing on laptops (like the one I'm using now) with oversisitive touch-pads. Really REALLY pisses me off when you're trying to write something and this happens:-

    "Oh hi yeah, really great photo there. Wow, reorning. I can't believe we got away with that kind of stuff!member how crazy we all used to be back then with the dyed hair, the constant drintill 8 in the mking and listening to music in our back gardens."

    You get the idea.

    You're just typing away and then BLAM! you've slightly touched the pad and now you're writing half way up the page and you've got to try and stitch it all back together. Lame.
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    Can't you adjust how sensitive it is? I might be totally making that up.
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    Yeah but there seems to be no perfect balance. Either it's twitching like mad because one of the hairs on my arm has touched it or i'm there repeatedly whacking it trying to get it to double-click. All because I can't be bothered unplugging the USB mouse from my PC...
    The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler

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    i get alot of typos. but thats more from the bit's of tobacco stuck under some of my keys.

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    I have never had that happen to me. Maybe you should type like a pianist, or get lipo on your saggy wrists, and life would be awesome. I can imagine you laying all over the keyboard stoned and listening to Kyuss as you curse the computer, heheh.
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    My laptop has a button right on the touchpad to deactivate it. You can just hit that when you're about to be typing up a storm.
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