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Reply With QuoteAwww I thought this was going to be about finding your mate's fit ex so you could wank over her. Ah well.
it's the worst! why do we torture ourselves? oh my god.
it's like watching a car crash, you can't look away. and even though you know it's a REALLY EFFING BAD IDEA, you still find out who the ex girlfriend is. and what she looks like. is she cooler than you? prettier? bigger boobs?(inevitably the last one is a yes).
then you feel that familiar queasiness in the pit of your stomach, the aching that you know can only be fixed by vodka.
this happens to you, right? please tell me everybody does this.
she's not that kind of a girl, booger!
Awww I thought this was going to be about finding your mate's fit ex so you could wank over her. Ah well.
The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler
I've found out via facebook that almost every girl in my boyfriend's past is indeed cooler, prettier and has bigger boobs than I do. I don't know if they actually ARE 'better' than me because I wonder how likely it is that I am this huge BLEMISH on my boyfriend's otherwise near perfect history, but still, do my eyes deceive me? I don't know. But I do go completely crazy. I've had to block his ex so I don't obsessively stalk her every day.
ive checked up on my ex's but not my girlfriends ex's thats just lame
Zerosum
My next-door neighbor dated a guy from mid-high school to her early 20s, only to walk in on her boyfriend cheating on her. They broke up, and within a few months the ex had proposed to the other girl he was cheating with. The reason we know this is because my neighbor stalks him on facebook, and even created a dummy profile to do this because she blocked him with her real profile. She has a new boyfriend, but still looks up her ex.
I don't understand this obsession, though. When someone hurts me I break all contact with them, so I don't comprehend facebook stalking. Why seek out people that only serve to upset you (again)? My cousin, who just got married, told me a week before the wedding how he was facebook stalking all the exs he had, hoping that when he friend requested them they'd see he was getting married on his profile. How petty is that?
I deleted my facebook because I found it creepy for these very reasons. I found myself facebook stalking girls I had wanted to ask out, only to feel icky as I would be able to tell when they had changed something in their profile or added new pictures. Also, status updates ruined that site...how narcissistic are you to have those? This is only topped by twitter, where you join a website dedicated solely to you wasting internet space with sentences about something meaningless (ex. dude traffic sux azz!).
But yeah, if you find yourself too frequently looking up your ex, Jet, maybe you should break off from facebook, or just restrain yourself from searching/stalking on it, like blocking his account so you can't search for him. It's not worth seeing what he's up to, especially if it only serves to upset you.
And big breasts always lose to gravity.
Hahaha, I went down to my local shop to buy some skins and tobacco and made a little joke to the girl behind the counter and when I next checked my facebook she'd added me as a friend! She must know my brother or sister or something but hey, at least you know when a girl wants to fuck you. She has absolutely massive tits like but I'm just not that kind of guy.
The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler
no no i'm not stalking my ex, i would not do that! i block him so that i don't have to see his updates but we still remain 'friends' so that he doesn't know. i'm stalking my new boyfriend's ex, to be perpetually comparing myself to her and condemning myself to a relationship of insecurities and questioning. good plan, jet. good plan.
she's not that kind of a girl, booger!
Straight?Originally Posted by Brewtality
I've yet to be wounded by Facebook stalking. It's been pretty harmless to me. And the guys who used to be like realll popular in school are pretty much nobodies these days, except for one, who's got piss in his head.
Edit add: Brew, even I'm seduced by a pair of big boobs, but I also wouldn't cheat
Edit add: Jet, stop torturing yourself. And gravity does do nasty things to big breasts.
Last edited by Bloody Cara; 06-22-2010 at 03:50 PM.
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heeh i love big boobs i cant wait till i get the wife knocked up again so that the milk swells them things to c again mmm mmm milk is good gravity doesnt have any effect on milk tits
Zerosum
i sometimes check up on my husband's exes just to see what they are up to and make sure they are all happy in their relationships. When they get dumped they tend to reappear in his life and things get awkward, so its good to know where they are at in their lives, so i can prepare myself
But mostly i just think how much luckier he is now that he got away from all those crazies and got with someone as awesome as me.
True beauty is an exchange, not an observation. - Lucid Rog
BS!!!!! Baby!!!! It's you! xxxx
The broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. These people know only too well how to use falsehood for the basest purposes... Adolf Hitler
Ew. Even if its a natural function that picture you painted is disgusting.
Brew some guy did that to me at one of my favorite Shwarma spots. I now get my food delivered to me and extra items. Its kinda sweet.
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