Thread: Serious Bullying Bullshit

Originally posted by 69 Jump Street@Oct 28 2003, 09:26 PM
Truthfully, ignore him.

I can't ignore him. I tried. That's usually my first solution, but this guy will just keep cutting me down until everybody's staring and thinking "holy shit".
So do you think telling the principal is outta the question or what?
Well I did cut him down once, we measured our hands, and mine were bigger so I was like "small hands, small everything else" and that shut him up for a while. But won't bitching him out just get his rage even higher?
Nevertheless, any phrase or way of dissing him is much appreciated

Go with trial and error. Just rip ass right in front of his face.

Now on to more interesting stuff.

get steel toed boots, and kick him in the groin as hard as you can...

wait that might get you arrested for felony assault and battery...n/m

from your limited description of him he sounds really small, like little, short and underweight. i doubt a fist fight will solve anything, but I've averted more than one fight just by picking someone up off the ground and carrying them around for a while...its fun and its disconcerting to small people.

especially that moment right when they realize their feet are no longer in touch with the ground...hilarious! that look of complete fear that enters their eyes...

anywho...try that, its fun, but it only works if you can pick'm up without too much physical exertion, if you have to bend and put your shoulder in or something it doesn't work so well...

i'm just spouting off things I would do...shite, sorry I can't help

Well, Free Me, too bad S-B's blacksmith isn't available to intimidate the guy for you! Yeesh...

Well, seriously, there's no way you can put up with this. You definitely have to do something about it, like Kenyon said. I really can't think of anything you can do, other than telling school authorities. Sorry I don't have a better suggestion, but I have no experience with being bullied. Myself, I'd probably get him to stop just through sheer "Don't. Mess. With. Me. Buddy." body language. But if you're not good at exuding venom, then maybe that wouldn't work.

From the sounds of it, if he just started this up. I think he likes you.

BOYS can be reaaaaaaaal assholes when they like someone. And they dont understand that doing this shit doesnt make the girls like them.

Maybe im wrong


Either way when he starts that shit, say embarassing things like :

"You think im cheap!? 5 bucks aint gettin you nothin!" although this one could have lasting effects on the male population cuz theyre so stupid they believe it.

Say extremely loud "NO I WONT GO OUT WITH YOU!"

and when he says something like "gross, i'd never go out with you" be all like "well obviously your in love with me if you cant stop talking abuot me"


But think up stuff like that, give him a taste of his own medicine.

I was picked on atrociously when I was in school. I learned that one good way to deal with the little pill bug is to stare them in the eyes and examine them as if they are a science experiment. From what it sounds like, this dip-shit isn't brave enough to actually do any physical harm to you and if he does, then you skip the principal alltogether and go straight to the police for assault.

Seriously though, when people would pick on me I would literally just stare at them and act confused, like who the hell let you out of your cage today?! No matter what was said or done, I wouldn't respond back. If they got really mean I would usually end up staring them into the ground and asking them if they forgot to take their medication today. If they take something from you like a pen or a book, I would tell them not to hold onto for too long because you don't know where it's been. By making a joke out of it, it infuriates them to no end to think that you don't really care all that much about what they've taken.

Another good line is to give them a sympathetic look and tell them they need to be studied by professionals, and that maybe if they're lucky they'll name the new wing at the psych ward after them. Be outrageously sarcastic, it helps to watch a lot of Seinfeld reruns!!

Short of handling it by yourself if you fear for your saftey at all, definately tell someone at school about it. But, kids stopped teasing me after a while when they realized the only response they would get from me is sarcastic pity.....which ended up driving them nuts!!

Originally posted by Get Toe Fab oo Lus@Oct 29 2003, 07:16 AM
Say extremely loud "NO I WONT GO OUT WITH YOU!"

lmao! That's a good one, and totally my style.
I would do that whole ganging up on him with my friends, but my friends are sorta friends with him too(well most of them). And the whole getting a big guy after him, could work, but then I'd just be viewed as a big trouble maker (I know. What is he right?) Actaully that one guy punched him, he must have saw me in distress. I don't know why this guy is so nice to me, last year a little pervert pantsed me (which was just wrong because I was only wearing a thong, but nobody saw..or at least I think nobody saw ) anyways, that same guy who punched this loser whose bugging me, beat down the guy who pantsed me, and I didn't even ask him to, and we're not even that close? Oh well, all greatly appreciated responses (accept critizism that I have boring problems is not). I think I'll take an approach involving all of them. And don't worry, this is not an option .

So once this is over I will try to remember to post what happens with this dumbass.